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I'd like to offer my opinion.
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I have many opinions on practically any subject. I'd be happy to offer one or all of them to you, my faithful readers. Keep in mind that I need not be expert in a specific subject area to offer my opinion to you. If you have questions about quantum physics, animal husbandry or feminine hygiene products, I'm your man.
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But, like...what if the bird got stung halfway through?
1) I spent this morning fondly recalling a day where I tailgated at an XFL game and drank Strawberry Banana Mad Dog 20/20 with good friends before watching football with some close friends and professional wrestlers. That was a pretty good day ( Read more... ) -
It feels like a Monday.
1) So I'm considering going outside to build a sand castle ( Read more... ) -
Frosty should be melted by now.
Random thoughts (as if I ever offer any other kind ( Read more... ) -
Oatmeal Update: Something else you people didn't tell me about
Please note number five ( Read more... ) -
Monday Thoughts
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Oatmeal is absolutely vile. It's like eating paper mache. I blame you people for not warning me. Yes, I've had oatmeal before, but it was a long time ago. I assume I repressed the memory as you would a childhood trauma.
I wonder if I can get a spot on Oprah with this.
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I'll be down there Monday, with all my tools with me.
1) If someone asks you if you've ever killed a man, the only proper answer is ( Read more... ) -
What's the phone number of that truck driving school?
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"So I said, where'd he go? And Hollywood said, where'd whooooo gooooooooo?????"
For those of you looking for the link to the daily trivia challenge, you can find it on my LJ profile page. Feel free (read: please do) to bookmark it for your daily use.
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In the last 5 minutes
I've gotten four pieces of email that want to show me how to better understand the bible and one email from Sirius radio offering me a free trial of Howard Stern ( Read more... ) -
Can you tell the difference between a sequined supermodel and a supersized disco ball?
1) Ok. I'm gonna come right out and say this: I simply demand more T.V., movies and pay-per-view events starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar ( Read more... )