L: (speaking to B): nothing's wrong ! (then she gets up and leave)
H (to B) : whoo ooo! boy are you in trouble.
B: what? why?
H: because when a women says nothing is wrong, something is wrong. and when she says something is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong.and when she says this isn't funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off.

we've all been there. looking at it. wondering what to do. what's the social etiquette. what to do about that last piece of donut, Peking duck, orange beef, stuffed eggplant, piece of cake, fry, or whatever is on the table at the moment. it's just sitting there. you know you want the last piece. because that's just it. the LAST piece. once ( Read more... )

instead of studying i ended up reading a book from one of my favourite authors. in his book, he proposed this situation to someone that mirrored my life so well it was uncanny. here's the set up ( Read more... )

things were set in motion the moment you come out of your mother's warm womb. and goals were set without you ever realizing.
suckling
lifting your head up
sitting up alone
solid foods
teeth
walking
talking
running
potty training
playing with othersand that's just for the first 4 years of your life. didn't know you had to do all that did you? ( Read more... )

Chuc Mung Nam Moi!

my nights are troubled and bothered ( Read more... )

my favorite part of a thin crust pizza is eating the very outter part last. the crispy part.

CRUNCH!

very satisfying.

i wish they just sold that part by itself.

i go into a fast food place. order my meal. when the question of what size comes, i say "regular please." assuming that they had a small, medium and large, i want the regular. the medium drink/fries of course. not too large and not too small. i want the size that us regular people drink. and that's what i get. because regular people usually ( Read more... )

some
days
are
short

others are so long it seems that time itself has taken a sabbatical without a forseeable return

dreams are manifestations of either our wishes or our fears.