ALA Student Life: The Homecoming 2005 Contraband Edition. Part I: A Night of Royalty

[somewhatlyweird]

By: Nick Kelley & Vincent Chavez

Royalty is a part of homecoming that everyone dreams about. The time of year nominees lose countless hours of sleep nights before, in anticipation that they will become the next lord or lady, king or queen, etc. They get manicures, and facials; and if you ask Justin you can get a 30% discount at Rosanne’s if

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[alaskan_moose]

oh gosh, that was hilarious~
your entires are definitely picking up, james~
i can't believe i'm actually looking back @ ala w/ a smile on my face!!!!!!!!!!
you totally should've been allowed to distribute those! maybe not to the freshmen, some of the content is a little pg-13. but come on, that stuff is gold! i would've paid money for the bi-monthly edition of that newspaper! & that's only the first article! lol

thanks for sharing~~

[somewhatlyweird]

I'm glad to hear that entries I pretty much didn't even write are my best ones.

[alaskan_moose]

lol.
aw, be a good sport james, at least i'm reading your entries
:P

O. M. G.

[deadly_in_pink]

That's so great! Why didn't we distribute those again? (Even though you just explained that, I wasn't paying attention...)
How many articles do you have?
I'll look forward to the next issue.

Re: O. M. G.

[somewhatlyweird]

Actually....we never really understood either.

I just counted...and there are 8 articles. Don't get too excited though, some are just BAD. This is one of the better ones.

Mine's up next, though.

[ithica3782]

remember when jacob and i made articles about you ripping your shorts?

ahh....when newspaper was good.

[somewhatlyweird]

Well, I remember you and Jacob telling me about them constantly at lunch, lol, but I never actually got to see any of the articles.

LOL

[greenkitty14]

thanks for that James, that was entertaining...the guys in our class were so stupid...but we loved them anyway

Re: LOL

[greenkitty14]

...maybe love is too strong a word....

haha

[somewhatlyweird]

Love is definitely too strong of a word.

Re: haha

[greenkitty14]

yeah...i don't remember loving any of them

[the_wonder_boy]

I enjoyed reading the article. It was...amusing. I'm pretty sure they paid a third grader to write most if not all of it, but hey it was funny. And I too found myself with that uncomfortable feeling of being nostalgic for the (alleged) "good old days" at ALA.