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ALA Student Life: The Homecoming 2005 Contraband Edition. Part I: A Night of Royalty
By: Nick Kelley & Vincent Chavez
Royalty is a part of homecoming that everyone dreams about. The time of year nominees lose countless hours of sleep nights before, in anticipation that they will become the next lord or lady, king or queen, etc. They get manicures, and facials; and if you ask Justin you can get a 30% discount at Rosanne’s if ( Read more... ) -
First days, dvds, and sandwiches
First day of classes today. Not much to say about that. I had 3 classes, but they were spread out from 9-4, so I don't know if I like that yet. The good, though, is that I don't have english, and I actually knew people in 2 of my classes today. Heh, I don't really meet a whole lot of new people, since I guess I'm not "outgoing". Who knew?
I bought ( Read more... ) -
Live Hard or Die Trying and Mustard is a Slut
*beep*
“Hello, it’s me, Pretzel, call me!”
*beep*
“Hi gorgeous, it’s Hot Dog, wanna meet up?”
*beep*
“It’s Hoagie, I’m in town...”
Announcer: “Food can’t get enough of America’s favorite mustard”
*beep*
“It’s Hot Dog again…"
Ok, we get it.
Mustard gets around.
Mustard's a whore.
I'll never think of condiments in the same way ( Read more... ) -
"Keep your eyes on the road, you idiot!"
Today, at 3:22 pm, my car hit the 260000 mile mark. That means I've driven over 5000 miles....5072, to be exact.
I feel guilty that I haven't given my car a name yet, even though she's gone over 260000 miles. How do you think YOU would feel if you've gone over 260000 mile and were still nameless? Any ideas for names?
I was staring so intently at the ( Read more... ) -
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It seems fish have finally learned how to fly...
Yesterday I was outside riding my unicycle and throwing a few frisbees and discs around.
I noticed something odd by the big mesquite tree. It was a dead fish.
HOW THE HECK DOES A FISH GET IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR YARD?!?
WE LIVE IN A FREAKIN' DESERT!!
Does that make any sense at all?
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No, I can't pronounce that correctly, so please just kill me instead.
This was from one of the TCM bible studies a few weeks ago, but I found it interesting ( Read more... ) -
Quick side note...
I just found out that I got a 100 on my 9 page paper even though it was really crappy and I turned it in 2 days late. Plus, Eric (a Bradley like character, only in the sense that he's smart) only got a 98 on his and he turned his in on time. Muah ha ha ( Read more... ) -
A quick riddle for you...
I wanna see if any of you can figure this out ( Read more... ) -
The Worst Academic Week of My Life.
I've been meaning to update about my brutal week of school, the one that occured directly after spring break, but I won't make it too long (at least not as long as I could make it). Here's the gist of it ( Read more... )