The Man... The Music... The Madness... The Murder... Everything you've heard is true.Antonio Salieri belives that Mozart's music is divine, but he can't understand why God chose Mozart, "a vulgar creature," to be his instrument. Salieri's envy makes him an ememy of God, whose greatness is evident in Mozart. Salieri plots revenge ( Read more... )

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LiveJournal still sucks.

OK seriously.

Can anyone file transfer or direct me to some MWAC mp3s?

I have the ones that are on MySpace. Don't need those.

Listen up, fan club.

Whorelando bores me. I'll be back in the Crescent City next month. I am thusly in need of an apartment and/or rommates.

Let's get crackin' people -- help a brother out.

504.430.3274

Dear New Orleans,

I don't really miss you anymore.

All my love,
- Alex

Back in Whorelando, new iBook and iPod in tow -- Christmas gifts to myself ( Read more... )

I am so done with New York. Done done done. That's how done I am. Fuck the north with its 15 degree weather and my nonexistant testicles.

All was not lost, however. 100 bucks snagged me a last minute, second row seat to Monty Python's Spamalot and a chance encounter with scientology fucktard Tom Cruise and prego-wife Katie Holmes. Also, ask me ( Read more... )

The New Orleans/Whorelando drive gets easier every time ( Read more... )

This message is to inform my legions of followers that I will be making my return home this weekend.

Make preparation immediately.
Gut the ceremonial calf.
Show me some love.

That is all, citizens.