One Piece: Bound For Glory - Chapter 10 Part 5:
It was roughly the same size of the Moby Dick, Whitebeards former ship.
Brian: WE FUCKING KNOW! YOU SAID THAT ALREADY!
The Voice: IT WAS DISGUSTING THE FIRST TIME AROUND! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN NOT TO REPEAT THINGS THAT DRIVE PEOPLE INTO CAPSLOCKING RAGE? MAKING YOUR READERS EVEN MORE ANGRY IS NOT GOING TO HELP FUCKING ANYTHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT: 17 (One count for telling us that it resembles the Moby Dick AGAIN, and one count for repeating that the Moby Dick was Whitebeard’s ship.)
It was a large wooden ship that had three large mast each with their own nest atop with large black sail flags,
Brian: What did you EXPECT the ship to be made out of? I don’t think One Piece canon QUITE had ships crafted out of metal yet. And what kind of fucking ship has black sails? Are you plagiarising Pirate of the Caribbean now? COME ON! Fabric is produced white! That’s the cheapest colour you can buy them in, because they don’t have to be dyed anything! Making the sails black will just make the ship even harder to maintain! And it’s not like black sails are superior to white sails!
William: It would also make going under cover exceedingly difficult. You’re pretty much broadcasting to EVERYONE around you that you’re not normal and most likely pirates. In an age where the government is SERIOUSLY cracking down on piracy, that is the LAST thing you will want to do.
And three masts? How the hell do you plan to manage that with SIX fucking people? You would need six people to work on one of them, because they’re so fucking huge!
The Voice: Not to mention, there’s a nest on top of EVERY mast? Stuthor, do you have ANY idea what nests were for? They weren’t for decoration! They were for observation! They elevate you high so you can see further! It’s used to watch the horizon for unfamiliar ships and potential islands, so that the crew can be prepared! YOU WOULD ONLY NEED FUCKING ONE! Having three separate nests isn’t going to make a fucking difference, expect use up more wood! What is even the point of having nests on shorter masts, if there’s already one on the main mast, anyways? Stuthor, ships are efficient vehicles. In the One Piece universe, they’ve pretty much been made as efficient as possible. Three fucking nests DO NOT FUCKING WORK!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 37 (One count for every complaint here.)
there appeared to be no figure head on the ship,
Brian: It only appeared that way, though. There was actually a massive, invisible figurehead, made entirely out of bullshit.
The Voice: I hate to say this, but I have to give credit where it’s due. Large figureheads actually made the ships less sea-worthy. And figureheads were originally invented to identify the ships anyways. Seeing as every ship in One Piece had a figurehead of some kind, more or less, no figurehead might actually go a lot further to differentiate the ship. So, yeah, this is one detail that’s actually kind of logical.
Now, who wants to bet that it’s accidental?
the ship had single black stripes on both sides that ran into the back.
William: *Deadpan* They’re speed lines. They make the ship go faster.
"Nice!" Chase smiled.
Brian: (Chase) You completely replicated one of the most complex ships ever, without ever having seen it, on your personal budget, all within your short, teenage lifetime? Yeah, that’s nice.
"How do I get on?" David yelled as he continued to try and climb up the ship.
William: See this cannon here? Use it.
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 38
"Ummm...this way." Karma sweatdropped
SWEATDROPS: 4
Brian: Lady, they’re taking away the work of your blood and tears after beating you up in the middle of a street. NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE PLAYING AROUND WITH COMEDY TROPES.
as she led David and the crew up to a door that lead to a wide open area.
William: Yes. I see.
…
HOW DID THEY GET IN THE DOOR?
The ship is anchored to a random beach, apparently, which means that any door has to be on its underside, or there has to be a ladder leading up to it. The door can’t be on the underside, because One Piece does not yet have the technology to make completely water-proof doors, and I don’t see any mention of ladders.
So, what? Does Karma just happen to have a portal door on hand that conveniently leads to the inside of her ship?
The Voice: And ships back then did NOT have wide-open spaces. The ship may be huge, but it will still be divided into tiny little rooms, because it had to hold hundreds of people! Pirate ships were filthy and cramped! Even the Straw Hat Pirates had to deal with the lack of space, what with them all sleeping in the same room! Pirate ships were not luxury cruisers! You did not HAVE wide open areas!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 40
"This is awesome!" David yelled as he ran all through the ship quickly finding his way to the top
Brian: Right. So now he has a perfect sense of direction. In fact, in a completely maze of hundreds of tiny room on board a strange pirate ship, he can instantly find the way to the deck. Right.
IF YOU WANT TO CRAM ALL KINDS OF QUIRKS AND TRAITS INTO HIM, THEN AT LEAST KEEP IT CONSISTENT! DID WE EVER SEE ZORO IMMEDIATELY MAKE IT TO A STRANGE DESTINATION? NO! IF YOU’VE ESTABLISHED YOUR CHARACTER AS HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF DIRECTION, THEN YOU NEED TO KEEP WRITING IT THAT WAY!
where the figure head was suppposed to be.
William: And he steals the canon main character’s favourite place to be, too. IF YOU FANFIC IS NOTHING BUT A HORRIBLE REHASH OF CANON, THEN WHY WOULD I WANT TO READ IT? If I wanted someone who was Made of Iron, had a large appetite, gets easily dazzled, and was a bit rash...I WOULD GO AND READ THE CANON COMICS! Why would we ever choose this fanfic over canon when canon actually had LIKEABLE characters?
He stood on the tip of the boat and held his arms out.
Brian: …NOW YOU’RE PLAGIARISING TITANIC? God, what is UP with you, Stuthor?
William: Well, all we have to do is find the iceberg then.
Brian: Or we could just give him a light shove in the back. Your choice.
"Well you guys take good care of her!" Karma waved.
Brian: (Karma) Even though I’ve wasted my fortune collecting resources and spent all of my life labouring on it, I’m perfectly fine giving it all to you, because you were all assholes to me, and I love that! Remember to come back and sexually harass me again! Love ya!
"Wait...aren't you coming?" David asked.
William: (David) B-b-but I’ve beat you! I’ve thrashed you around and nearly killed you! Surely, you want to be under my command and lay your life down so that I can become rich and powerful? I mean, how could you not?
SOCIOPATHY: 33 (Look, I’ve ranted on this topic more than once now. If you really can’t figure out why this is a HORRIBLE way to recruit new crew members…then what were you reading?)
"Huh?"
Brian: (Karma) But you haven’t done anything yet! I can hardly cum on command!
William: THAT…is going way too far.
Brian: *Bits lips* Yeah…especially after what he did to her.
"I said aren't you coming?
Brian: She’s not reacting that way because she couldn’t hear you, you idiot! She’s reacting because she had no idea anyone could be so GODDAMNED SHAMELESS as to ask her to join their crew after treating her like a goddamned monster because of her mental illness.
William: Hey. Notice how her mental illness hasn’t shown up for two entire sections now? Stuthor, BIPOLAR DISORDER DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT! It doesn’t come and go on command! It doesn’t just magically disappear when it’s inconvenient! That’s what’s so tragic about it! You can’t give her a very serious mental illness and then write her to react exactly the same way as other ‘sane’ characters!
The Voice: I wonder why she’s so surprised, though. It’s more than obvious why he wants her on his crew, despite thinking that she’s a horrible monster liable to start murdering people at a second’s notice.
He needs someone who can fix ships.
Because she’s useful to him, he’s willing to tolerate her presence, despite being clearly disgusted by her mental illness.
IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY THAT’S WRONG, I DON’T THINK ANY AMOUNT OF RANTING WILL HELP.
SOCIOPATHY: 34
You are part of the crew now aren't you?"
The Voice: Look at the way he just ASSUMES she’ll come with him. What are you basing that assumption on? She doesn’t like you. The only reason she gave the ship to you at all was because your crew was very LITERALLY pointing a gun at your head. What gave you the idea that she’ll make for a good crew member?
She’s not a friend. She doesn’t share your dreams. You’ve never worked together before. She doesn’t admire you. You’ve never even properly TALKED before. And she clearly has a LIFE on this island! She clearly had some sort of goal, if she was undertaking such a huge project! What makes you think dragging her into piracy, making her an effective outlaw, would be good for her?
When Luffy demanded Franky come with him, he knew that Franky was wasting his life on his island and coming with him was the only way he could fulfil his dream. He had fought side by side with Franky before and they were definitely comrades by the end of it. Most importantly, Luffy never went so far as to outright demean Franky because he was different.
WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN DO THE SAME WITH THE POOR WOMAN YOU THREATENED WITH DEATH A FEW MOMENTS AGO?
SOCIOPATHY: 35
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 32
"Part of...your pirate crew?" Karma repeated.
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT: 18
William: Well, how nice. It seems that Karma has managed to pick up a part of her intelligence after the fight. She’s right. You’re in a fucking PIRATE crew. You’ll be hunted by the government, shunned by the people, chased by citizens everywhere, and always assumed to be a bastard. You’ll never have a peaceful moment in your life again. You’ll have to leave your hometown and all of your prior ambitions, friends, and family, to go to strange places that are very lethal. You’ll have to depend upon stealing other people’s money to survive. You’ll have to live on cramped ships with a bunch of desperate, horny men for months at a time, eating nothing but rationed, rotting meat.
Now, let’s see how long she keeps this up.
Brian: I’m betting…hm…three lines.
William: One line.
Brian: What do I get if I win?
William: *Arches eyebrow* I’ll pay the tab the next time we go out drinking together, and vice versa if you lose.
Brian: ALRIGHT!
"Well yeah!" David smiled.
Brian: (David) I mean, it’s PIRACY! Who can resist becoming a pirate? I mean, all the syphilis and curvy and sodomy…what’s not to love?
William: (David) Yeah! I said you were a part of my crew, so you are now! What you think doesn’t really matter. I’m sure God will mind-rape you into loving me, even if you don’t already.
SOCIOPATHY: 36
Karma stood there and thought this was her chance to go out and explore,
Brian: …If you wanted to explore, then why didn’t you set sail yourself? And why the FUCK do you have to become a pirate to explore? You could very well travel around places without looting, pillaging, and murdering!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 41
with people she could very well befriend.
William: Meaning she’s not friends with them yet? WHY THE FUCK IS SHE JOINING THE CREW IF SHE DOESN’T EVEN CONSIDER THESE PEOPLE FRIENDS, MUCH LESS TRUE COMPANIONS? LOOK AT THAT! She doesn’t even think of them as fucking friends! And yet we’re supposed to accept this relationship as so much better than the ones portrayed in canon? FUCK YOU!
"Alright! Here I come!" Karma smiled as she
The Voice: -skydived-
onto her ship.
Brian: (Karma) Even though I’ve only known you for ten minutes, I will throw away my life and family to wait on you hand and feet! It’s what I’ve dreamed of all my life!
William: So…how many lines is that?
The Voice: Inclusive? Three. Only two if you don’t count this line.
Brian: YES!
William: *Dirty glare* And it’s ONLY drinking, okay? That’s all I promised.
Brian: *Beams*
"Nice." David smiled as he then turned around.
The Voice: Did he turn around AS he smiled, or AFTER he smiled? As and then denote very different times for the action to take place!
THESAURUS RAPE: 4
Brian: And what a passionate response to getting a new True Companion. This woman has been isolated and shunned all her life, and is seeing this as a chance to get away from her hellish hometown…and all he cares about is that there’s someone to fix his ship for him now. He spams the exclamation mark like they’re going out of style, and yet doesn’t spare a single one for this moment. In fact, he might as well have just been informed that the pizza he ordered arrived.
SOCIOPATHY: 37
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 33
"Aww look monkey boy's got a girlfriend." Kit teased.
Brian: WHAT.
No, seriously, WHAT.
What the FUCK gave you the idea that he’s interested in her at all? He displayed more joy at getting a nice dinner than at her companionship! He wouldn’t give a flying FUCK about her if she couldn’t repair ships! In fact, he was the one crawling away from her, treating her like an utter monster! He was the one screaming and calling her names before even knowing what she wants to say! He was the one who hurt her and didn’t even bother to apologise! He was the one who gave you the order to KILL HER AND TAKE HER FUCKING SHIP!
WHAT, in any of that, is romantic in anyway whatsoever?
If they hooked up, they’d have a more screwed up relationship than fucking Edward and Bella! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON, WOMAN?
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 42
"What are you talking about?" David asked completley oblivious.
William: You know what’s even more horrible about this? Karma probably likes him, for whatever reason. We’ve seen her blush at him and act like the stereotypical Tsundere. Odds are good that she’s got a crush on him.
And he’ll continue to treat her as he did, like she’s a dangerous criminal whose only worth is in her skill with carpentry. In fact, he won’t ever even think of her as HUMAN. He’ll just go on being repulsed by her whilst emotionally blackmailing her into becoming his devoted slave.
And the Stuthor thinks this is perfectly acceptable.
The Voice: And I have a feeling that the Stuthor does not know what happens to female crew members that the Captain sets an eye on. Let me give you a hint: it is NOT pleasant. It involves something that starts with R and ends with APE. And yet his crew are joking about it, completely oblivious to what they are implying is going to be done to poor Karma.
William: Are they really oblivious? Considering Kit’s attitude to women, I doubt she shall be objecting to their treatment in the recent future.
"We're talking about Karma, you like her huh?" Chase teased.
Brian: Yes, he totally likes her. That’s why he tried to kill her. That’s why he ripped apart her psyche so that she will do whatever he wants for him. That’s why he insulted her for having a mental illness that she can’t help. It’s all because he LOVES her. He loves her so much that he doesn’t even care whether she becomes his True Companion or not. He loves her so much that he’ll rip her away from her friends and family so that she can die for his dreams.
HE FUCKING LIKES HER.
Chase, you’re on my hit-list too, now.
William: Remember that this conversation is being held right where they’re standing, somewhere close enough to Karma that she can hear them from the ground. As in, she can hear every word between them.
Brian: Yes. Chase, I will kill you and I will make it slow and painful. Trust me, I’ve had a lot of experience.
SOCIOPATHY: 38
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 34
"You guys are weird." David looked at his friends strangley completley not getting the hints they were giving.
Brian: THOSE WERE NOT HINTS! They outright SAID what they think! They think he likes her! Chase said it out loud! There is no hint or insinuation!
William: And that tells us one thing. He doesn’t like her. The concept of liking her is so alien to him that he doesn’t get it even when people ask him about it to his face. He thinks that it’s weird to like anyone who’s so weird and eccentric. He doesn’t give a flying fuck about her.
And yet he’s asking her to join his crew.
THERE IS NO OBSCENITY IN THE WORLD PROFANE ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU.
SOCIOPATHY: 39
YOU PREJUDICED BASTARD: 21
Which even a deaf fish would be able to understand.
Brian: Yes, and which even a retarded fish with severe brain damage will understand is FUCKED UP AND WRONG AND OH MY GOD SO DISGUSTING AND SOCIOPATHIC I DON’T EVEN
Regardless of their comments David shrugged it off
The Voice: Saying that he shrugged it off is the exact same as saying that he gave the comments no regard! Please stop repeating yourself in the same sentence! I’m not asking for much! I just want FUCKING VARIETY!
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT: 19
and looked at his crew then raised his fist to the air,
The Voice: Oh no. No, you fucking don’t. You are NOT going to plagiarise my FAVOURITE moment of all One Piece! The ending of the Alabaster Arc is FAR too heartwarming and heroic and beautiful and tear jerking for you to ever copy! You will NOT defile the first moment in One Piece to make me cry out loud! YOU ARE NOT FUCKING GOING TO!
" Alright you guys now that we have a real pirate ship it's time we got serious!"
Brian: (David) And we shall do so by removing all commas whatsoever for they are obscene things created by the devil himself as well as proper tense because they are filthy inventions of capitalists!
William: Meaning you weren’t serious before? You were just fooling around? I hate to think what atrocities you can commit now that you’ve decided to dedicate yourself to your cause.
The Voice: Stuthor, DREAMS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT! You do not lounge around all your life, waiting for an opportunity for you to get serious! No matter how short you are on supplies, you ALWAYS work towards your dream!
Look at Luffy at the start of the comic! He only had himself as the crew and a tiny boat barely big enough for him as a ship. Was he fooling around? NO! He was still taking concrete steps towards becoming Pirate King! He didn’t dither around, waiting for someone to supply him with everything he needed! Whether he had what he needed or not, he was still working towards what he wanted! THAT is dedication! THAT is devotion! THAT is a hero!
Your Stu here? Don’t make me RAEG.
SOCIOPATHY: 43
Crew Thus Far...
Brian: Who is this recap for? Your readers? You keep mentioning the characters in the Chapter! They should well be able to keep track of everyone! It’s only six fucking people! Why do we need this fucking list here? What is the POINT?
The Voice: I’m firmly convinced that it’s here solely to irritate me. And it is doing a disturbingly good job of it. *Sounds of enraged screaming, followed by something smashing*
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT: 20
Captain: David S. Payne
William: Yes, because we all know he is such good Captain material! Not enough foresight to get a cook before setting off for Grand Line, sociopathic enough to try and murder his entire crew for a thrill, doesn’t even know what responsibility is, will crawl off and wet his pants at the first sign of danger…I can’t think of ANYONE who’ll be a better Captain than him!
First Mate: Chase M. Dragon
Brian: Yes, the guy who we haven’t heard from in, what, three chapters? Yeah, he’s the secondary protagonist and right hand of the protagonist. And they’ve never even fought together. That’s how close they are. What a deep and moving relationship. Why, David and Chase’s friendship positively rivals that between me and Catherine! You know, the woman who told me to my face that I’m not good enough to be a human being? Yeah, her. God, I love her.
Doctor: Riru Sparks
William: A doctor so skilled that she can heal internal injuries with bandages! Why, they’ll never have to fear injuries and diseases whilst she’s here! She’s so knowledgeable about nutrition, she never even suggests getting a cook!
Navigator: Avery Wilson
Brian: You know the guy who’s never seen a map in his life, doesn’t have any idea how the weather works, has no clue how ships navigate? Yeah. Him. He’s much better at NAVIGATING than assassination, something he’s trained from birth to do. With him there, they’ll conquer the insane maze that’s the Grand Line without breaking a sweat!
Cook: Kit
William: WAIT, COOK? SHE’S A FUCKING COOK? WHAT? When have you ever shown us that she’s a fucking cook in-story? When has she ever cooked anything? When have you given any indication that she has any idea how to cook? You can’t just drop things like that on our heads! You need to SHOW in the narration! I would have no idea what purpose she serves if it weren’t for this list! THAT IS NOT GOOD WRITING! THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL TRAIT OF A CHARACTER SHOULD NOT BE DEPENDENT UPON SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIALS! IF YOU WANT HER TO BE A COOK, SHOW US THAT IN THE STORY ITSELF, GODDAMN IT!
The Voice: Well, think about it! David really, really wanted a cook so he doesn’t have to walk and think at the same time, and guess who showed up? Kit! Of course, she must be a cook! There’s no way he’ll meet someone irrelevant! The Stuthor has put everything he needs right into his hands! What did you expect Kit to be?
William: *Growls*
Shipright: Karma Silvers
Brian: Yeah, that poor woman who was mind-raped into joining the protagonists? That’s her. She’s officially the protagonist’s True Companion now! Her relationship with him can be compared to that of Luffy and his crew! Are you glad? I am! I’m so glad that I can murder all of this right now and have a celebratory party afterwards! Yay!
Next Time:
William: OH THANK GOD this chapter is over. I don’t know how long I could have kept going…
Now that they have just recently sailed with their new unnamed pirate ship
William: NO. They did not recently sail in their ship. They’ve just boarded it. That is not where the chapter ended! KEEP TRACT OF YOUR OWN STORY, GODDAMN IT! IT’S WORTH THE EFFORT OF TYPING UP! IT’S WORTH THE EFFORT OF REMEMBERING!
Brian: Hey, and I have the perfect name for your ship! The Hostage, ship of the Asshole Pirates!
the crew finds themselves at Reverse Mountain.
Brian: The Stus are so awesome, they’re at the entrance to Grand Line after 10 chapters! Aren’t they Awesome? Don’t the canon characters suck?
William: What, and they didn’t have to make a single stop on the way? They set sail immediately, so it’s not like they had ANY stock! They’ll have to stop somewhere! Unless you’re implying that Reverse Mountain was so close to the island that it can be reached in about two days or so. AND IF IT WERE THAT CLOSE, THAT ISLAND WOULD BE SWARMED WITH PIRATES!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 45
Not only that, but they run into another Shichibukai and his crew.
Brian: WHAT are all of these Shichibukai doing outside of Grand Line? SURELY, they have SOMETHING better to do? They have to have businesses somewhere! Or be plotting to scam the government! What the FUCK are they doing hanging around the entrance of the Grand Line?
William: Why, so the Stus can kick their asses and show off how cool they are!
The Voice: HOW can you encounter ANYONE on Reverse Mountain? It’s a passage way so narrow that one ship can barely fit it! And you can only go one direction!
In fact, how are the protagonists going to get up Reverse Mountain? The passage way was TINY! Going Merry barely fit into it! How the hell is a ship the size of Moby Dick going to fit? That’s why most pirates start off with small ships, you know! So that they can get into Grand Line in the first place!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 47
This Shichibukai is known as 'The Massacare King' Broly Sang.
The Voice: The Shark King, the Massacre King…are you implying that the Shichibukai had theme naming? IT DIDN’T WORK LIKE THAT! The Shichibukai came from all over the world, all of them with different goals and aims! They’re not a collective group! They’re just a bunch of very different individuals who have all arrived at the conclusion that allying with the world government was wise!
Brian: And how the FUCK are we going to take your villains seriously when they’re named fucking Broly Sang? The name reminds me of musicals starring disgusting vegetables!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 48
Will they be able to get past Broly, or will they be crushed by his destructive force?
William: THEY ARE THE STUS. Even without that, they’re the protagonists in a One Piece Fic! THERE IS NO FUCKING SUSPENSE HERE! You’re far too wimpy to ever do anything to your main characters! If you’re not willing to hurt your characters, don’t expect us to be worried about them! You have to actually present a threat to be threatening!
Review!
Brian: Here’s your review. *Series of increasingly obscene hand gestures*
The Voice: Okay, then. This chapter is finished. You guys can go on break again. This break will probably be a bit longer, because I have to locate a group of sporkers to take over after you, so…yeah…Anyways, enjoy. I’ll probably have you back in about two hours.
The megaphone crackles with static. It was obvious that whatever entity is behind it shall remain there until you have retreated to the break room. What do you do?
I subtly shift, feeling the pencil I have tucked into my breast pocket. Sharing a glance with Brian, I stand up and go to the break room.
The break room is much the same, except the dishes of pasta have been replaced by what appeared to be steaming noodles. A pair of chopsticks were laid out beside them too.
I quickly walk over to the bookcase and pick out a few comics. ‘What do you think we should write?’
‘I dunno…something like, ‘this is what we know about this situation, what do you guys know?’ I mean, we have to get information before we can mount a counterattack.’
I sit down with him and gets busy writing in the margins of the comics.
This is the list you compile:
- The entity can extract people from other dimensions.
- It apparently has full control over this dimension
- It cannot affect what happens in other dimensions, as witness by the time when she tried to make Karma and Karam kill David but failed.
- The control she exerts is somehow connected to a keyboard of some kind, as according to her mention of Capslocking.
- A supernatural entity appeared during our sporking that seemed to be able to override the entity’s power. Method unknown.
- The entity exists in the world where the internet exists, and functions much like our own.
- It is not capable of mind-control.
- It can get tired, as witness by how quiet and lethargic it was after it forcefully expelled the supernatural entity mentioned above.
- It is not all-knowing.
FAUX MADE OF IRON: 25+7 = 32
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 52+7 = 59
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT: 45+20 = 65
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 96+48 = 144
JUST KILL HIM, DAMMIT: 47+11 = 58
SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME: 52+11 = 63 (The JUST KILL HIM, DAMMIT counter and the SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME counter for this chapter is identical. Hm. I wonder if the two are related.)
SOCIOPATHY: 57+39 = 96
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 10+34 = 44
SWEATDROPS: 2+4 = 6
YOU PREJUDICED BASTARD: 21
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