[Voice]

[There's bit of static before Umi speaks into the device: she still sounds weak, but considerably more rested and in a far better mood than those she talked to during the last days may remember.]

...Sorry it took me a while to check in. May as well now I CAN without someone trying to snatch the device from me. There was some huge rushing ( Read more... )

...I'm going to spare you all the awkward apology for once. I'm pretty sure there's been enough of those around the Network since that nasty week ended.

It was the stupid curse, NOT ME. EVERYONE knows I'm not like that! And though I hate --and I'll say it again, HATE thinking of what a hard time I gave all of you... I also had it pretty bad ( Read more... )

[Video]

[That's a very uncharacteristic grin Umi's flashing at the camera: a lot like the one those who know her will identify as her teasing one, but ten times more mischievous and, obviously, FLIRTY.]

...I've always said this place makes us put off IMPORTANT STUFF, but really! Talk about not paying attention to things that matter. Looks like ( Read more... )

[Accidental Video]

[A soft click and the video starts. From a good vantage point this once: a counter where just the uplifted corner of a scroll obscures the image, the device set down among a pile of these ( Read more... )

[Video]

[The device's camera abruptly focuses on Umi's face after panning along the seashore. She looks quite out of breath and is sweating profusely, looking as if she were in pain.]

...Alright. I usually wouldn't be one to vouch for what the deities say. And like hell I'm starting NOW. But... everyone? This may get serious. Maybe not as awful ( Read more... )

...Okay, so I'm the first to expect the worst when it comes to curses. Everyone who knows me can tell you that much. But, that thing the other day? That was LOW. As in, a subterranean kind of LOW. Making people talk about their private feelings like that's just not rightMost of those had to do with childhood memories! There's stuff we wish to keep ( Read more... )

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[Video]

[The camera catches a blurry glimpse of green with a faraway backdrop of ocean until it levels to show us this strange plant, looking rather bald and sorry. There's a heavy sigh and the image quivers again.]

...It's a no-go alright. Ruined. Just look at what that curse made us do. Fine, so it was a thousand times better than the ( Read more... )

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[ ERROR: cannot process command → VOICE_ ]

[Video]

This is... I-I didn't mean to. I swear I don't know what's up! I just-!!

...I-- is this today's curse ( Read more... )

It's that time of the year again, fellow victims students! Time to pick up the activities that'll do at least a bit to ease the huge BOREDOM that comes with school. No worries: we're here to save you! You got the chance to enter a world of elegance, precision and outright STYLE.


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