space_ripper
Sep 19, 2008 17:27
This place is huge. This isn't my home not that I care, dad's not fucking here, either. Is this where I'm going to live now? It's...nice.
((Dio is around 10 or so. Still misses his mum. He's also got a much thicker accent.))
space_ripper
Sep 18, 2008 19:39
It's always such a pleasure to meet with old friends again...especially when they are just as I remembered them so very long ago.
Nothing has pissed me off recently. Truly, this must be a perfect couple of weeks. I don't expect it to last and I expect to have to bash someone's skull in because of it, but it's nice for now.
space_ripper
Sep 01, 2008 22:50
I would like to announce I have purchased an orphanage.
I would also like to announce the grand opening of the newest meat packing plant next door to this orphanage.
space_ripper
Aug 20, 2008 03:47
I do believe I've run out of things to do besides my servants.
I think I actually managed to read every book I own. Clearly this means I need to get more and find more places to put them.
bored dio is never good
space_ripper
Aug 13, 2008 16:07
I am sick of the whining, but it seems to have worked.
The mansion now has air conditioning.
And N'Dour is gone, so while they were here, the soundproofing in his room was torn out.
Are you all happy now?
space_ripper
Jul 28, 2008 19:00
Since I'm pretty sure my butler is going to die and I really don't want to have another slightly crazed and extremely devoted vampire on my hands, would anyone be interested in taking of Terence's duties? I can pay you handsomely for the services required.
space_ripper
Jul 09, 2008 22:23
I really just want to be left the hell alone for now. I want peace and quiet. Unless someone is dying, don't bother me.
Except for you, Versace. We still need to talk, don't we?
space_ripper
Jul 08, 2008 08:07
I need to get some of my servants the hell out of my house.
My total number of offspring is up to three. Number currently living with me: 1. And I am fine with this.
space_ripper
Jul 02, 2008 19:01
People have gone missing and are showing back up at a somewhat alarming rate.
I have had nothing to do with this.
space_ripper
Jun 23, 2008 19:45
Does anyone have any ideas how the hell to get a small child out from under a table?
And no, bribing him with candy hasn't worked.
lol boingo,
fucking kids