Spent night stuck under ToughGirl butt.

NOT happy.

Girl got a roommate.

Am not only one who sleeps with Girl now.

Not sure how I feel about that.

Our People are crazy.

If it wasn't for Girl, would find a new job.

Girl hurt.

Dumbass gone crazy.

Girl still 'lone.

Need to find Boy for Girl.

*Wanders off to find Dr. Simon*

*a tiny, annoyed grunt comes from beneath a pile of engine parts in the corner of the cargo bay*

Shh.

Be very, very quiet.

Am hunting Lizard.

Stupid Lizard.

*Wanders into engine room*

*looks around furtively*

*takes up a drill*

*leaves, dragging the drill*

Am NOT v. happy pig.

Girl's dress got eaten.

By Green Lizard.

Am MAD.

Hmm.

jayne_cobb and river_tam asleep in his bunk.

Cuddled like Girl cuddles me sometimes.

Girl not like this.

Make girl sad.

Stupid Dumbass.

Now need to find Girl another happy.

Turtle!

Phase one complete!

*salutes*

What else Girls like...?

Oooh. Flowers.

We need flowers.