The honest answer? I don't. Like the great country we live in, my spending has far outpaced my income. And if I have to buy a car soon, I will be seriously SOL ( Read more... )

"Wow, maybe you have mistaked what I invited you to look at for something that isn't a worthy concern. I'm offended that you take me for someone who doesn't truly have concern for people. I sent you a personal message too, and have always respected your cake decorating skills. So, hopefully you can see now that although my message was long, it is ( Read more... )

I just noticed that one of my OK Cupid badges says I am "less desiring of sex".

Really, Cupid? REALLY??????

There may not be a 21-gun salute at my funeral, there may not be a litany of accomplishments to read off, but damnit, there WILL be a row full of men dabbing their eyes with Kleenex and testifying to the fact that I did good snu-snu.

What did I decide on to be my character name for the new campaign?

(also, when are we going to do that??)

This is what I sent him back ( Read more... )

The Year of the Flood, sequel to Oryx and Crake comes out on September 22. I want it NOW, damnit. I literally squealed when a friend told me that it existed.

When I met Ray at Brook's toga party, I caught a bit of a whiff of ulterior motive. Now I pretty much know for sure ( Read more... )

Elliot Smith totally looked like Severus Snape.

That's kind of backwards, but I can appreciate the comparison.

My cousin just told me that another one of our uncles is dying.

This family cannot catch a break.

When I was in high school, there was a girl who disliked me. She often showed contempt and scorn for me, my choices, the way I dressed, you name it ( Read more... )