FML.

Disillusion is my cross to bear ( Read more... )

Some guy on Cupid sent me this email ( Read more... )

a guy on cupid wants to take me on a date. he is cute and seems nice, but his wife died in June...

will never forget sitting in freshman American History, everyone wondering why the professor was so late. He came up to the podium in tears and told us that history was happening right now, and to go home and turn our televisions on.

Run for the shadows, run for the shadows...

This particular song always sounded sort of Grateful Dead-esque to me.

This pissed me off:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1209154/Fay-Weldon-Women-life-easier-picked-mens-socks-cleaned-loo.html#

I was on Cupid again. More because it amuses me these days, than out of any expectation that I'll "find my soulmate." I'd sent a couple emails back and forth with this dude, and he seemed pretty alright.

In my last one, I closed with "Tell me something interesting."

HIM: "interesting: well here is an interesting half drunken conversation i had ( Read more... )

"do you liek mudkips?" does not, will not, and has never qualified as a pick-up line. The only pants you're going to get into by saying that tuck into white velcro tennis shoes.

The most recent contender for my affections on OkCupid sent me this discreet and gentlemanly remark last night:

ekcolmx: that cake in your last picture looks good enough to penetrate

Is that a dating fail ... or a pastry win?