Not to mention the names of any specific websites, but every time one of them says that its services are only available to residents of the United States, I say that my zipcode is 90210. Not because I really liked the show, but because it's the only one I know.

What's your favorite false zipcode, meine kanadiere Freunde?

Despite my earlier claim that the next time I posted I would write in palindrome, I've decided to post my answers to a "get to know your friends better" email questionnaire, in order to better understand myself. If anything, when I look back at this post in the future, I'll see how little my poor attempts at humor have improved, and then I will be ( Read more... )

!daer ot reisae tola eb ll'ti ,sdrawkcab ti etirw I nehw ,yaw tahT .emordnilap gnol eno yrtne lanruoj eritne ym ekam ll'I ,emit txen kniht I .emitemos ti yrt dluohs uoy ,yllaer ,citrahtac etiuq s'tI .ecneffo suoires erom a gnittimmoc tuohtiw od ot evah uoy sgniht evitcurtsnoc esoht ot kcab teg nac uoy os ,ytinas ruoy niatniam ot redro ni ,siht ( Read more... )

I made it back from my trekking in the wilderness with no injuries and in the process got a bitchin' suntan. Actually, I'm so dark now I look kind of dirty. Come to think of it, maybe it's not a suntan, maybe it's actually dirt from the outdoors embedded in my skin ( Read more... )

Wow! After reading Erock's last post, I feel really good about my life. In fact, I can't think of a single thing wrong with it. It's perfect ( Read more... )

For more information, see the post that Lady Charity said she would put up but hasn't yet.

El Consejo de los Ratones ( Read more... )

And here it is...The Boy Who Cried Wolf, in Spanish, or at least something close to Spanish. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Hypothetical obnoxious girl: "I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole!" Dan: "That won't be long enough to save you from my 15-foot dick!"

"penis-splints" - for before the Viagra kicks in

"proximity car starter"

Presenting: the first draft of my German translation of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". This is a work in progress, and any helpful suggestions/corrections would be greatly appreciated ( Read more... )