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[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !

Comments

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[justcautious]

...it's a cow. Ain't nothin' that brilliant about a cow.

voice :: 1/5

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...um.

voice

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JUST YOU WAIT! The beautiful, the magical, the ever-gracious and all-dazzling Mrs. Cow will inspire you in ---

voice;

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Three...

[deadliest6]

[Hey Tamaki. Kazuo is just sort of...staring at you over his device.]

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[tilts his head]

[........and so does the cow.]

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[deadliest6]

I do not understand the purpose of this.

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[bladed_siberian]

... it's just a cow.

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Oi! Don't hurt its feelings like that! There are other ways to discreetly reject a lady's regard, why shut her off so negligently?! Who are you to say Mrs. Cow can't become the very best cow there is? Why are you going against its Way of the Cow? Why are you interrupting its true, heartfelt vision?

[bladed_siberian]

Hey! Whoa now. Okay, if... Mrs. Cow makes people feel better and everything, then, hey, I'm all for it. Go Mrs. Cow.

But it's still just a cow

[ooc: What strikes? ^^;]

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Well.. that's all right, but... it didn't seem very touching and meaningful.

You should apologize to Mrs. Cow properly.

[misterblackbird]

So you've a cow. And you expect us to come pet it.

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Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong! You're supposed to pose by it prettily like a cowboy, and then pet it!

[misterblackbird]

I apparently missed a step in this affair. My apologies.

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Mrs. Cow accepts them.

[vicodincrutch]

So is it going to be burgers or steak after the show?

1/3 WHY WOULD YOU EVER

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...regrettably... daddy can't answer this question...

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...because he's been shoved too deeply in a pit of loneliness, sadness and despair but such a mean, mean, mean, mean, mean thing to say!