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[sparkling_by]

[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !

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voice;

[7thborn]

... well.

I mean.

Better a cow than some chickens, I suppose.

voice

[sparkling_by]

[and the cow goes MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in agreement.]

Fairest among dutiful maidens, behold: Mrs. Cow likes you!

voice

[7thborn]

[Merlin's beard. Wasn't expecting... that.]

Oh, er, that's good? Considering we never had cows so it's not like I've met very many of them.

[Of course, the whole time she's thinking, "What am I saying?"]

voice

[sparkling_by]

Then congratulations! It's your first and best opportunity to sit right next to one and take a picture! If you think about it, cows are pretty interesting, aren't they? A lot of us hear or know about them, since we all drink milk, at least in the beginning - but we never actually see one in person.

[voice]

[o_tea_p]

Mrs. Cow is certainly a handsome creature. But I'm not certain why anyone would want a picture with her...

voice :: 1/3

[sparkling_by]

voice

[sparkling_by]

voice

[sparkling_by]

GRANDFATHER!

There you are! Please tell us all about your wonderful country adventures, trekking through kilometers and kilometers of snow to the barn, back and forth, wrestling horrendous pests and vermin, saving cute piglets, petting moo-moo cows!

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[child_radical]

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[child_radical]

Just when I think you can't do anything more insane.

[sparkling_by]

...picture for one?

[child_radical]

No way.

[chosered]

Is she doing really well?

[sparkling_by]

Still a little sore from losing her first love, but I think Mrs. Cow will recover just fine!

[chosered]

What's her first love?

[sparkling_by]

You... can't guess?

[cateyedhunter]

I don't think the cow likes that very much!

[sparkling_by]

Do you know how to handle her?