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[sparkling_by]

[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !

Comments

[deathofdelilah]

...that poor cow.

[sparkling_by]

You're underappreciating Mrs. Cow's artistic genius!

[deathofdelilah]

And how's that?

[sparkling_by]

For anyone anywhere, this would be a situation of discomfort, no, of duress! But because of her wisdom, experience and perseverance, Mrs. Cow can turn this into a professional opportunity! Observe, a great Mistress at work!

[adamantined]

You kept the cow and named it?

[sparkling_by]

...what else was I supposed to do with it?

[adamantined]

Do you even know how to raise a cow?

[he_who_kills]

if she starts puffing loudly, or scratching her hooves against the pavement, or kicking, that’s just

Cow need milking.

oh God, WHY. 1/2

[sparkling_by]

[sparkling_by]

THAT WON'T BE POSSIBLE, THAT ISN'T THE CASE, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

[he_who_kills]

You not know how? Grab teat and pull!

[hatedbyfanboys]

... Mrs. Cow.

[sparkling_by]

The first, second, third, and possibly only one of her name! Would you like a picture?

[hatedbyfanboys]

No thanks.

[drizzlinginside]

..... And you expect us to do what?

1/2

[sparkling_by]

Take a picture with ---

[sparkling_by]

...you don't like it?

[drizzlinginside]

Do you think "Mrs. Cow" actually likes being put on display like this?