What, it's like 5am and god damn who needs a drink? I may soon live in a mobile home with 2 friends. Not like trailers but the big prefab things. A mobile home. In a mobile home park. With other mobile home dwellers. Man, life spins all sorts of ways ( Read more... )

I stay up all night downloading led zepplin songs.

I think this tub, this grey plastic tub I got at Target, except sometimes I say it all french like, Tar-zhay, mocking the plebian nature of my second favorite mega chain (Walmart still squats first in my heart,) I think this tub has a goal in life, a reason. This tub is not going to be satisfied until I fill it with stuff. This tub wants to be ( Read more... )

he had an urge when in the passenger seat of a fast moving car, or sometimes in the back seat but only at a window, that he should open the car door and fling himself onto the freeway and try to run to a stop. Of course he'd die, of course, nobody could run to a stop from a 60mph car exit, but he would put his hand on the handle over the door to ( Read more... )

Seriously, Lords of the Rhymes. Maybe you've heard their song as it was oh-so-popular on the intarweb, maybe you've seen the website, well, I saw them live tonight ( Read more... )

Lord of the G-Strings is on!

A Throbbit's Journey, by Dildo Saggins.

It's a Misty Mundae movie, and it's so bad and yet so, so good.

the ghoulash in the slowcooker smells the house nice.

jealous, you be.

So, I usually don't remember my dreams, usually through semiconscious effort. I try not to remember them. However, this morning I had a dream I remembered, and with good reason. This is not a dream you tell your friends about. Luckily I have no shame ( Read more... )

yeah, definately going downhill, but in the good sense. It's getting easier and easier to spend time with her. Good, good, good.

I like her bunches.

2:50am and I'm here in my too-warm bed, laptop perched on a pillow, mcdonalds orange drink being carefully consumed. Rationed out, so I will still have some when I want some in 5 minutes. Sips are all I get, I'm a harsh mistress ( Read more... )