peter farago and i are engaged. i met him yesterday and decided this was for the best: he may enunciate his t's, and he s's, as well, but that's okay, because he uses large words in his everyday vernacular and appreciates the genius of rilo kiley without me having to explain to him why they're so fucking great. so we're to be wed under water. ( Read more... )

the beach was magical as usual. i got my head straightened.. only to return to hustling bustling garage-saling portland. i'm in that i-didn't-do-everything-i-meant-to-do-this-summer mood. but to tell you the truth, it's not as bad as it usually is. i think this means i'm growing up, and that pisses me off. i watched mister roger's neighborhood ( Read more... )

okay. this post has to be short, to the unhappiness of my adoring fans, because i am going to the beach. MUST REMEMBER TO RETURN EMILY DAVIS' PIE PAN. here are the things to say.

one. i went on a scary airplane with ben and almost died. and the guy who was flying the plane called me fat and now i want to throw up all the time.


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jesus effing christ. i have the worst cramps known to man. it feels like my uterus is going to explode eighteen times, and then i won't die, but rather i'll just lie there in a puddle of uterus and live in pain for the rest of my life ( Read more... )

i have a very important decision i have to make. my options are these:
[1] kill myself.
[2] kill my mother.
[3] kill both my parents [murderously!].
[4] run far far away.
[5] some combination of 1-4.

mmm. smells like a big, steaming plate of melodrama! oh wait. that's because it is. [sighs.] i'll tell you when i come to a decision.


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mmm.. i changed my user bio, but i felt bad about it. because my old one was so hi-fucking-larious. so here i am posting it. below ( Read more... )

updating is so much work.

that is, when you have enormously adorable pictures to post. which i do. enormously adorable. or pertinent. or adorable and pertinent if you're lucky ( Read more... )

three things ( Read more... )

i'm kind of melancholy ( Read more... )

i'm in a bad mood.

today was actually pretty depressing. edges of it were good--like that i got to see jessica, and eat indian food and see napolean dynamite with ben and his posse. but mostly it was too hot, too full of grouchy people, and too lined with unfortunate events ( Read more... )