this is exactly what i look like right now:


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i may not be ready for proper holiday cheer, but i'll take any excuse to bake, really. but in the spirit of not wanting to gain ridiculous amounts of weight again this winter, i've tweaked a recipe for gingerbread to make it about a million times more delicious and just a smidge less bad for you. whole-wheat flour adds fibre and texture, and i've ( Read more... )

hay internet, buy stuff!


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sometimes, it's the little things that make life worth living.

sometimes, it's dancing around your kitchen in your underwear, shaking your ass to loud repetitive music that was cool like 15 years ago.

or maybe that's just me.


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dear itunes,

stop being stupid. me want schubert.

:( you smell.

love,
me

hello! i talk to animals:


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brown again, and not a moment too soon:


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slightly better dollar-store-film pictures!


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what's this, more bad webcam pictures?

yeah, but they're bad webcam pictures of the best freaking costume ever:


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