What's important to you?

I'm trying to figure that one out for myself...and your thoughts will help me think about it.

I've decided not to participate in the LJ Slut meme for two reasons...

1) I'd ruin my slutty image when you all found out how prude I am. (LOL)

2) There's no way in hell I'm going to post advertisements for matchmaker web sites in my journal. (sneaky bastards)

Ok, so Harry Potter is cool and all, but I'm still amazed at how anxious people are to get the new book. I think J.K. Rowling must be laughing her ass off right about now. Like me ( Read more... )

Damn its early. Just getting light.

And this is going to be my permanent wake-up time too.

Joy

Acrobatic Pingpong?

i seek clear vision
i seek clear speech
i seek grilled cheese

use lubricant to expand your partner!

[edit] this has NOTHING to do with lightbulbs!

Anyone can have a soul by simply shoving a lightbulb up their butt.

:)

sorry, light socket required.

Finally, a meme that I don't have to hack!

( scary )

I keep having this problem where I try to buy gas by using my CitiBank ATM/debit card at the terminal on the pump, and the card is not even recognized as something to try and read. Not even an error. ( Its like the card is invisible to the terminal at the pump. )

Aparently,

I will live in an Apartment.
I will drive a Neon Green Daewoo Lanos.
I will marry Julie and have 0 kids.
I will be a Lazy Fuck in Canada.

This according to www.playmash.com