Love The Truth!

[spider_writes]

All this talk about "floods" and enforced honesty intrigues me. I can only guess I remain unaffected due to the fact that I'm honest 99.9% of the time. Most people tend to forget this as I like to dress my truth up in hideous metaphors and accessorize it with as much swearing and unique insults as I can manage. You catheter-sucking cockblisters

Comments

[spider_writes]

If the truth is a tool, then lies are a slinky. They might look useful, but the only thing they're good for is distracting or frustrating someone.

I was going to add something to that about throwing people down stairs, but that doesn't have anything to do with lies or truth. That's just fun.

[spider_writes]

Lies are useful for quick fixes and manipulations. The truth can't stay hidden forever. In most cases, lies will only make things more complicated in the end.

You say excessive like it's a bad thing.

I don't foresee these two getting along... EVER

[soundof_drums]

Oh come now. Lies have their uses, too.

I do however foresee some amusing conflicts!

[spider_writes]

Temporary uses. Lies just delay the inevitable. The truth is always revealed, even if it is after the fact.

Agreed!

[soundof_drums]

And sometimes it's just too late for the truth to make any difference. Oh dear.

[autistic_genius]

Find a way to keep my cravings under control for good.

...this is none of your business.

[spider_writes]

Don't they have a patch for that or something?

Might not be my business, but it's sure interesting and enlightening.

[autistic_genius]

Not for this.

[spider_writes]

Might as well milk this flood thing while I can, right?

So what are these cravings, hmm? Maybe they're not worth controlling.

[i_hate_posses]

Stop being ornery for the sake of being ornery.

...what the hell? Damn it...

[spider_writes]

I'm afraid if I was to comment on this one, I'd only be making myself look like a hypocrite. Then again, I like being "ornery" as you so eloquently put it.

[cantmissscooby]

Like, if I stood up for myself and stopped taking orders from others, right?

[spider_writes]

That's something I've been trying to verbally beat into people's heads for far too long. Please tell me if you're successful in changing this.