Love The Truth!

[spider_writes]

All this talk about "floods" and enforced honesty intrigues me. I can only guess I remain unaffected due to the fact that I'm honest 99.9% of the time. Most people tend to forget this as I like to dress my truth up in hideous metaphors and accessorize it with as much swearing and unique insults as I can manage. You catheter-sucking cockblisters

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[triplekill]

Kill all the sinners the live upon this boat.

[spider_writes]

Are you sure that would improve your life? Besides the fact that given what this boat supposedly is, how could you ever run out of sinners?

[triplekill]

I am God's will. Until the sinners are all dead, I will not stop.

[spider_writes]

God's will, huh? I'm guessing this is one of those Old Testament wrathful versions of God, right?

There's no happiness in living for anyone other than yourself. But if you're one of those lobotomites that can't help themselves, then you're not worth a second of my sympathy.

[tadwizard]

If I stopped believing people so completely when they say they're straight that I later think I'm somehow controlling their minds if they later try to get into bed with me.

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And I could stop pausing movies to talk about special effects when watching them with someone else.

Fuck. I wish people would stop asking questions.

[spider_writes]

Straight? What an archaic concept. Personally I think it would make everyone's lives better if they'd stop assuming anything about how everyone else fucks and just left it up to experience to sort the whole thing out.

If I was as sadistic as most people think I am, I could have picked a more damaging question to ask. As it is, I feel almost charitable with what I went with. I'm such a nice person.

[tadwizard]

Right.

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But how do you know if they're really interested, or just possessed? Or what if you're just interpreting hopefully? Or what if they were possessed, and now they aren't, but the shadow they were possessed by was attracted to me? Or what if I develop mind controlling powers without realizing it? It's far easier when you know the guy's gay to start with.

And I guess you're right.

[spider_writes]

Think you're thinking too hard about this, kid. Sex happens. As long as you're not out and out holding someone down and raping them, then what's to worry about? If there's regret after, apologize or whatever and move the fuck on.

Gay's just a label. Blindfold a guy and give him a blowjob and he'll probably enjoy it no matter if he's straight or gay. You can't fake enjoyment... well, not very convincingly at least. What I'm saying is that there's no need to worry about what someone else claims to be, especially not after the fact. Actions in this case speak louder than words. Especially if the action is a guy cumming while fucking you and the words are him saying he's straight.

... Mind control powers? Is that normal where you come from, or are you just especially paranoid?

[namorofthesea]

I could conquer the barge and let this ship be my kingdom.

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This idea is not unappealing.

[spider_writes]

Now there's some positive thinking. You've got some healthy ambition in you. Good luck with that one.

[namorofthesea]

I am grateful for your support. Will you aid me in my quest?

[fathersbludgeon]

I'm all for that 'honesty's the best policy' bullshit, but you gotta face the facts:

Lying's fucking essential.

It can patch over mistakes, build bridges and save your ass. It gets you business. Helps you dodge confrontations. Make friends. Save face.

Me? I could do with getting laid.

[rayney_day]

Right now? Shut everyone else the hell up.