The 15 Stages of Killing a Spider

If you watch Pewdiepie's videos, stay the hell away from the recent "Don't Let Go" vid. It's about the Oculus game where you have to hold onto your keyboard and not let go while various virtual-reality critters jump out at you- including a skittering spider. And don't even do what I did and just listen to the sound in another tab...made it worse...

Think Nemo's Bad? In Brazil It's Raining Spiders

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GODDAMN YOU, SPLODEFROMCUTE, NOT COOL, NOT COOL!

JFC, sf-drama, when I say I only go there to raise my blood pressure, I mean by the members' constant stupidity, not by a huge-ass .gif of a spider digging in the snow. FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Doctors remove spider hiding in woman's ear canal

Omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg @ the image. Also, 5 days with that... that... thing in her ear? Crying rn...

So Brad "Cheeks" Bell, one of my favorite people, is on a spiderfree screed tonight...

Cheeks ‏@GoCheeksGo
My fear isn't completely irrational though. Once, I woke up with a spider crawling across my pubic hair. Yep. Traumatic. Horror movie style.

DDDDDDDDDDDD:

NEVER SLEEPING NAKED AGAIN

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