Dear motherfucker who killed a spider in room R155, where I take Intro to Flash twice a week, and then taped it to a note which was then taped to the whiteboard, where I had to walk past it to get to my seat, FUCK YOU.

The first day, I just nervously chatted about it and shook out my pants/sleeves repeatedly. The next class, my arms started itching ( Read more... )

Dear party organizers, who the hell hangs a tablecloth sized sheet decorated with spiders, some as big as the one in the Pleasent Dreams macro, RIGHT NEXT TO THE KARAOKE MACHINE? *sobs*

Twitter post from @JoshWay:

https://twitter.com/#!/JoshWay/status/129861205765521409

Spiders in my bathroom, I propose a covenant: Stop being alive and in my bathroom, and I will stop killing you. I'm a reasonable man.

Ha ha ha, this was totally me the other day at work.


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No I am NOT washing that glass with the dead spider stuck to the bottom that won't fall in the trash can no matter how many times I smack said glass' bottom. Because that would mean actually having to TOUCH it.
Even in death, the little bastards mock me.

Spider appeared on bed
Thought I killed it with boot
See no evidence of spider's death on boot or ground
Help.

Within the week, a creepy spider about the size of a nickel made its way into my bedroom. Freaked out, got the vacuum out and swept it to its death. As much as I hate killing any creature, it had to be done; damn thing was on my ceiling and there was no other way to get rid of it, lest I risk it falling ON me -shudder ( Read more... )

Http://bit.ly/gPzmUF
Man eaten by pet spider and other creepy-crawlies. NUFF SAID. (don't know if there are pictures. Proceed with caution.)

From my last post (item 5) you can probably guess my most recent encounter. However, my issue with spiders (above 2mm, non-library specific) comes from three specific incidents ( Read more... )