1. Add a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot ( Read more... )

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You know your torts lecture is awesome when your instructor says someone is "truly, truly, truly outrageous."

Dear Life,

I was told that if I worked hard I would be rewarded with relaxation and a worry free life. So far my hard work has resulted in even harder work. I was wondering, if its not too much trouble, if you would be back to me with a date on when the relaxation and worry free life will begin. Thanks.

Forever yours,

Me

This meme was stolen from someone, but I suck at LJ tags, so no tag here. I'm also going to steal her disclaimer. If it's too personal, I'll probably figure out a way to deflect it. No offense, but this is the internet, yo. *g ( Read more... )

"The Fifth Amendment does not require [bank security] agents to give a criminal suspect who has triggered a fire alarm the option of avoiding arrest by choosing to set himself on fire."

I totally stole this meme from someone else, but I suck at the LJ link thing, so this is my poor attempt to give credit to him/her ( Read more... )

My team placed first place in a Moot Court competition this weekend! We got a nice plaque and $1,000 for first place. The best part was that we beat several good schools including one of the top 10 schools in the U.S. Yay me!

Meme slightly modified to fit my LJ.

I know almost everyone who reads my LJ, but I don't know as much about some of you as I do others. Why not take this opportunity to tell me a little something about yourself. Any old thing at all.

I'd love it if every single person who reads my LJ would do this. Yes, even you people whom I know really well. Maybe ( Read more... )

You know you are meant to be a lawyer when the bankruptcy proceedings for Chrysler in the late 70's reads like an action suspense novel.  I was on the edge of my seat while I was reading about what the company's directors were doing to stay out of bankruptcy.  They were so clever and smooth, its hard to figure out how the company got so far into ( Read more... )