Only in a law school textbook could you find the sentence, "There are, however, exceptions to the exception's exceptions."

L'shanah tovah!

You know your textbook is awesome when it makes this joke:

"The man charged with sodomy was allowed to cop a plea to violating section 837 of the Traffic Code ("Following Too Close")."

Hello everyone in LJ land. I only got three replies to my character name run-off, so I figured I'd repost to try to generate a more comprehensive result. For those who take the time to vote, thank you.

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ok, here are the final contenders. Let me know which two last names you like the best, and then I'll post who won and have a run off for the first name. In no particular order ( Read more... )

Fellow gamers, lend me your ears! I need to find the mechanics for the flaw "Intolerance." Anyone know what the mechanic is and what book it comes from?

ok everyone, I'm trying to come up with a last name for a character I'm making, and I need help selecting what his last name should be. The brief description of the character is that he's a jewish lawyer. So with that in mind, here is a short list of possible last names. In a comment, pick the three that you like the best. I'll tally the votes ( Read more... )

"The fact that [the witness] made threats against other witnesses does not, in and of itself, mean [the witness] is not a truthful witness. I honestly believe he was being sincere when he said 'I am going to kill you.'"

- Evidence Professor

"Touching someone on their derriere through their clothing is a federal offense. So the next time you are playing basketball, I think you should consider whether the other guy really wants it."

- Evidence Professor

"You can't rape a person you've never met."
- Prof. of my Crim Pro Class.

I'm speechless, just speechless.