All of my fantasies are ruined. RUINED.

...Or are they...

Possibly.

Or are they...

If you date a douche for too long and then break up with him (multiple times, finalizing the break up in early January 2009) and start flirting with one of his friends - who also happens to be in the same group of dudes as the douche - who call themselves The Cobras, does that make you look like a groupie?

My answer: YESAnd we all know how much ( Read more... )

If I were to dedicated a song to anyone, it would be "Hot and Cold" by Katy "Not-bisexual" "Zooey Dechanel's (less cute) doppelganger" Perry. And the person who would get this dedication will be affectionately known as Double N. And by affectionately, I mean angrily and weirdly confused.

butseriouslyfolks...

We had a photo shoot yesterday for ( Read more... )

Random Thoughts I Woke Up With This Morning(In no particular order ( Read more... )

Finally! The clip that made my teenage years so...............
INAPPROPRIATE!

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(My personal favourite is the last one. That's the one I use when describing the clip.
Best. Reactions. EVER.)

Saturday, January 10, 2009.
The second Saturday of the month.
The second Saturday of 2009.
The FN Socials throw it every month.
It's been hit or miss since Klever doesn't participate anymore.
Usually, it's pretty mellow.
The vibe at MJQ is pretty mellow.
Everyone is friendly. Usually. Everyone is pretty nice. Usually.But this Saturday included: ( Read more... )

My trip to Daytona Beach was weird.

• First: I stayed with my old man's parents and his sister and brother-in-law.
• Second: It was Bike Week.
• Third: My old man's sister is a royal pain in my ass.
• And Lastly: Everything we wanted to do - EVERYTHING - was an hour north / south / west of Daytona Beach.

( Daytona Beach Trip in 6 Days )

Let me start from the beginning.

Saturday, December 20, 2008 started quite horribly.
First, I woke up retardedly early after going to sleep fairly late after abandoning all hope of drinking with a friend.

Then, the old man and I went to the mall. Suburban mall life isn't as fun as I remember it. Anyways - that shitty mall experience put us in ( Read more... )

I'm really REALLY glad I'm done babysitting tonight.
I mean, my kid's moms' bed is FREAKIN' AWESOME but I don't think I can take another day of this:
( May I present to you a script from last night's dinner party: )

I had a very awkward dream last night.

I mean, really REALLY awkward.
It involved this guy I know and me dropping something off at my Dad's girlfriends' house (after a night of drinking and partying) where me and said guy ended up doing this. My Dad's GF was alseep, of course. I would have vomited if she was involved. Or...was she involved??? ( Read more... )