Thus far I've been:
Electrocuted
Puked on
Chewed on (by a goat)
And for my sexy summer fling: kissed (rather sloppily and with gusto) on the mouth by a five-year-old
Between being in the back of a 15 passenger van filled with FARTING old ladies and being dubbed "Boobie Lady" by the nearly all my cousins I am very much missing the comforts of home
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