splodyscientist

Work just keeps piling up...

splodyscientist May 26, 2008 23:37

I can't believe I actually forgot I had a journal. Between getting ready for finals and moving some of my experiments in preparation for the holiday, it just slipped my mind.

Can the person who charmed all of my potions ingredients blue please undo it? It's very hard to get any work done. Although it did have some interesting side effects.

If it was a student, I promise I won't give you detention for it. If it turns out to be another professor, I'm going to outdo myself coming up with an appropriate revenge.

prank, revenge, blue, sh

sigh

splodyscientist Apr 21, 2008 02:02

Well, I managed to find some of the spiked dessert. I even managed to isolate the substance that caused the gender-switch. However, before I could analyze it further, it reached its duration and vanished. So I'm no closer now than I was before, and twice as frustrated ( Read more... )

analysis, bet, frustrated, sh

Argh!

splodyscientist Apr 19, 2008 03:27

*returns from the kitchens, highly put out*

They would get rid of all the leftover dessert they had from the other night...

FIVE POINTS TO WHOEVER CAN GET ME AN INTACT SAMPLE OF THE SPIKED DESSERT THAT CAUSED THE GENDER-SWITCH!

((Abusing power for your own ends is fun!))

abusing power, all gone, sample, sh

This is unfortunate.

splodyscientist Apr 18, 2008 21:15

Well, at least I have some basis for my theories that hormone levels affect the way of thinking. Presumably if I spent a long enough time as a woman, I'd start thinking like one.

Unfortunately, right now, it's just annoying.

[Filtered to those who are *supposed* to be women]How do you *stand* it? My center of gravity is off, and it's killing ( Read more... )

annoyed, sh

...Buh?

splodyscientist Apr 17, 2008 13:37

Something is very strange.

*doesn't actually notice until putting on glasses and looking in the mirror*

Okay... apparently I'm a... a...

*stares for a moment, speechless*

I'm a woman!!!

'laSDJLADBVWEksdfhlsdk

Please, whoever did this, please tell me how! I won't bring the wrath of the rest of the school down on you! I'll even take the blame ( Read more... )

begging, woman, eureka!, sh

Blast it all

splodyscientist Apr 14, 2008 00:10

I apologize if I disturbed anyone with the little... mishap last night. Rest assured, I will keep a much better eye on Peeves from now on.

To my students: my classes have been moved to the dungeon at the opposite end of the hallway until further notice. I'm still cleaning up the mess.Also, is anyone willing to owl-sit for a day or two? It's ( Read more... )

fallout, owl-sit, sh

BOOM!

splodyscientist Apr 13, 2008 02:34

*Anyone who is awake and has reason to be out in the halls in the middle of the night might hear a muffled explosion. Those close to the potions classroom will notice a thick cloud of green smoke.*

*incoherent scribble and a large inkblot*

[voice]
*coughing*
PEEVES!
*more coughing*
[/voice]

((Watari has gone far too long without something ( Read more... )

boom, peeves, sh

smirk

splodyscientist Apr 01, 2008 20:51

*overhears some first-years giggling about chipmunk voices*

[Private but hackable]

I do so enjoy this day.

[/private]

evil plotting

splodyscientist Apr 01, 2008 02:23

*heads for the teachers' lounge carrying a large box, making sure no one sees him go in*

*puts box on a table, revealing cupcakes with sprinkles*

*again checks to makes sure no one catches him leaving and heads back to the potions classroom humming*

((Hey! Hey, guess what day it is! Watari would never prank a student, but his colleagues are a ( Read more... )

april fool's, cupcakes, sh