My bubble slime team is going to waste all of your guys teams! It even has a kicking guy ^_^

PS - my wife is so hot and I am going to go buy her a kitten while she is at work!!!

The attendees of the Copenhagen climate summit have rented approximately 1200 limos and 140 private jets for the occasion. Obviously the obvious outcome of the obvious "summit" should obviously be fairly obvious.

Anyone who is experienced or knowledgeable regarding Indian cuisine, please contact me. I am trying to figure out how to make something, and I am having great difficulty in finding an appropriate recipe.

Dear LiveJournal,

Today, I hate Jarvis Cocker.
This week, I hate my coworkers for their inadequacy.
This month, I hate my bank for their incompetence.
This year, I love my wife for her wifey-ness.

That about sums it up.

My girlfriend is cooking chocolate chip pancakes for me. We just got back from a week-long trip to Fabulous Christchurch, whose information guides all says "now that you're here, here are all the better and more interesting places you can go." So we went to some of them. Also I hate the sun because it melts my flesh, and I played with some birds, ( Read more... )

Nicky truly has a special talent for making me feel utterly insignificant and worthless. She seems to utilize it pretty much daily at the moment. I wonder when I became so irrelevant to her.

I left home at 3am on Sunday morning. It is now 5:30pm on Tuesday evening. My travel day is about one hour from being finally over. There is a time zone change, so in terms of time in a consistent frame of reference, it's just 3am Sunday to about 9:30pm on Monday (or alternately 12am Monday to 6:30pm Tuesday).

I'm as packed as I'll ever be. I'm off to a brave new world. Although I won't be reading that, this time, thankfully. Worst dystopian novel ever.

See you on Tuesday!

Good luck. Be brave.

It will be called "Are otters just furry snakes? and other philosophical quandaries of the 21st century."