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Quotable Childrens
Cast of Characters:
Me: Me, a 3rd grade Long Term Sub
Dylan: Snarky 3rd Grader, kind of a wise-ass
Jordan: Smart third grader who talks too much
*Scene -- End of a math lesson**
Me: Number three asks you to write a story problem, so write sentences to help you.
Dylan: Does that mean we have to use words?
Me: Yes, that means you have to use words.
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Letters to people who have disappeared off the face of the earth.
Dear Ghen,
Um, email me. Or something. I thought you had dropped off the face of the earth.
thedawntreader (at) gmail (ledot) com
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Letters to Inanimate Objects
Dear Nose,
While I appreciate your existence 96.7% of the time, that 3.3% of the time where you clog yourself up with boogies so I can't breathe is really becoming an issue.
Please cease and desist immediately, lest I bring greater forces into the battle. Remember what happened last time?
Sincerely,
The rest of Rachel's body. -
Mentioning it everywhere else, might as well go here too!
Hey peoples of the interwebs! It will be my birthday tomorrow (woo!) and as part of my 26th year, I will be competing in a triathlon to benefit the Leukiemia & Lymphoma Society.
In lieu of monies, I would love it if you would be able to give to my fundraising website to help me reach my goal of $2800 by June?
Team In TrainingAnything at all ( Read more... ) -
Awkward Curl
Awkward curl is awkward.
( It just doesn't look right no matter where it goes. It has no place in my space. ) -
These are the things only one's subconscious can make up
I had a dream that Matt Hall and I were directing an inner city high school gospel choir with LL Cool J. During rehearsal, I had to kick one girl out for being disruptive. Our choir was competing against two other choirs (one, who won every other year, was run by Queen Latifah) and we each took turns singing a verse of Amazing Grace to show off our ( Read more... ) -
If they sing it, I shall post
See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
A. MAZE. ING.
Anyway, does anyone else think that's Idina Menzel in the corner there of the anti-gay group? She's not credited, but it looks a LOT like her. -
To Clarify
I did not move.
I accidentally switched "street I grew up on" with "street I currently live on."
I was thinking of Saw Mill Ln where I spent my childhood (K-4th grade).
I've lived on Shetland ever since and will inform you when I move.
:oP