now i really regret asking random people to friendster me. i am getting some really alarming messages.
oh yeah, anyone know where i can get my hands on some kraft dinner/ kraft cheesey pasta? i think they've stopped selling it in the uk and it's my favourite food_that_is_bad_for_me.

please kids, add me as your friendster and i will love you forever!

hannahlovesribena@hotmail.com

will someone please get me a HEEB t-shirt?


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so it's my sister's wedding on thursday, and all of a sudden my dad asks everyone why there will be no cake. we tell him that she doesn't want a cake, he is baffled, "I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A WEDDING WITHOUT A CAKE! WHAT KIND OF WEDDING IS THIS WITH NO CAKE?!" so tomorrow i will be up at dawn to go with him to various kosher bakeries, perhaps one of ( Read more... )

is this patronise your viewers week or something? i was just scanning the channels, and happened to stumble upon "Yoot TV" presented by none other than richard blackwood. the first topic he's going to discuss is "why voting is such a turn off". er..yeah, democracy sucks!
GREG DYKE - SORT IT OUT.
that is all.

Your soul is worth £27298. For your peace of mind, 19% of people have a purer soul than you.
http://www.wewantyoursoul.com

the majority of people who use ebay are just complete retards. do they not understand the concept of an online auction? you're not meant to constantly make bids and push up the bloody price when there are still 5 days left of the auction! gah! why can't you just wait until the last 5 minutes like i do? i hate bidding against people with no stars, ( Read more... )

i don't know if any of you have seen it, but on channel 4 there's this programme called "heavy TV" which is basically a bunch of british yoot sitting around talking about da issues. it's so pathetic. you've got to watch it just to see how bad it is.

i haven't turned anorexic or anything, but in anticipation for my sister's hen night, i've got myself a new skirt and it's size 10 (american size 8 i think? dunno). amazing.
that is all.

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