Had an audition this morning for Punk'd. It was a lot of fun, actually. All improv, pretending to argue with Brad Pitt over whether I'd slashed his tires when he stole my parking spot. I don't know when or if I'll be hearing back from them, but I'm glad that I wasn't nervous. I didn't have time to be. I got in there, did my paperwork, and went in ( Read more... )

Livejournal's spell check suggests as a replacement for ComedySportz, "godspeeds." Okay. But as a plural or verb?

So, I wasn't sure how to handle this at first. I did this little SAG indie film, a small role. So did a friend of mine from ComedySportz, Lincoln. When the listing for it went up on IMDB.com, I was really excited. There was Lincoln! He'd already been listed for a bunch of other stuff he's done, in Utah and CA. But I wasn't listed. At first, I ( Read more... )

Spell it correctly. Please, for the love of fuck. Spell it correctly ( Read more... )

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I swear to Christ, I just saw a Craftmatic adjustable bed commercial that promised that a free call could lead to "A Lifetime of Temporary Relief." How lame is that? I want to be a part of a commercial for a restaurant that promises a lifetime of temporary nutrition. Also, personally, I can offer a lifetime of temporary ego-gratification. You're a ( Read more... )

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I had about three hours alone today. It was so very, very nice. For the last week and a half, the only time I actually had alone was driving to and from work or auditions. Today, I spent a ton of time online, then watched some TV alone. It was bliss. I love my girlfriend, but damn, we needed some space. I feel so much better.

Probably more accurate than is comfortable.

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It's not that the stick of gum has a bad Scottish dialect. And it's not that he meaninglessly and without motivation chases screaming after the people who dispose of him. I want to know why the living fuck the woman about to run the triathlon is taking out a stick of gum. When the starting pistol rings out, she tosses it aside with a look that says ( Read more... )