Write down your top 12 characters from your fandom.

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two ( Read more... )

Something I wrote last night...

Famous Girl
by SquishyShe’s perfect. She’s rich, she’s famous, she’s well-known and popular. She seems to have everything. Leads in tons of award-winning, multi-million dollar movies, a successful clothing line, a late-night talk show, her own record label, a posse to follow her wherever she may go. She’s envied ( Read more... )

Yeah, so, I wrote this a couple weeks ago out of anger. He broke my heart. I wish I could break his face. But I can't. All I can do is write. How lame...

I hope you break her heart
Like you broke mine.
I hope she goes through hell
Just being with you.
I hope you make her
The second most broken-hearted girl
In the world.
I hope you never get another ( Read more... )

The words rang through her ears before he could get a chance to curve his mind around them ( Read more... )

A poem I wrote for my BFEAH, Abby, who has to live in Vegas for 7 months out of the year, every year, and leaves me behind until she gets back in July.

I bet where you are, the dances last till midnight.
I bet where you are, boredom is a seldom used word.
I bet where you are, everyone walks in groups.
I bet where you are, every story ends in "happily ( Read more... )

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is ( Read more... )

001. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

002. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

003. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

004. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his ( Read more... )

I Love These Kids

Here's to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of whiskey & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here's to the kids whose idea of a good night is ( Read more... )