The Nuthouse: A Documentary is ready to roll. After setbacks and tragedy, we've put together a few little bits of fun for everyone to see. Connie loves movies, it turns out ( Read more... )

How're you holding up, kid? I told you your friend was a fighter.

After our chat the other day, I've been checking birth records in places I used to live. Don't you fuckin' tell a soul, but now I'm fuckin' scared that I might have more kids I have nothing in common with. As the kids say, fml.

I'd like to bring a pause in your regularly scheduled (regular for when I can be arsed to do it) gossip posts to bring some news to the hospital's attention. Cute blonde's boyfriend and boss-man's daughter are currently in a bad shape in our walls, so it's up to us nuthouse regulars to pull our weight around here. Just see if you can help, and if ( Read more... )

New inmates at the nuthouse. One young man was admitted, an angel-type. He apparently did the nasty with his sister, which is wrong in so many ways...or possibly one fuckin' big illegal way. And our own Nicholas's brother Niles has joined the crazies, because he was that kid on the news who was being un-gayed. It didn't work, so the losers with ( Read more... )

Our dear werewolf friend Connie has encouraged me into creativity. I was once, in the 60's, a camera man for the BBC. Mainly because I was shagging an executive head at the time. So with the help of Doctor Abigail and Connie (who wishes to be a fucking movie star, no idea why) I've started my newest project. It's called ( Read more... )

A short update from the nuthouse.

Extreme Makeover: Werewolf Edition took place. Connie was described as a fox. Other people would say that she resembles a girl when not a wolf. Nevertheless, a good make-up job. Joel had wanking material for that day.

The werewolf in question watched Mr and Mrs Smith with yours truly. It was lost on her. But Angelina ( Read more... )

That damn werewolf girl has told me that ALL the "pack" have an internet journal and she insisted that I make one too. So welcome to the journal of Charles Allen. I am probably the most intelligent and interesting person you will ever meet, if you are lucky enough to meet me. If you're not, then well you're fucked ( Read more... )