to those in the know

[stainwithblood]

Our dear werewolf friend Connie has encouraged me into creativity. I was once, in the 60's, a camera man for the BBC. Mainly because I was shagging an executive head at the time. So with the help of Doctor Abigail and Connie (who wishes to be a fucking movie star, no idea why) I've started my newest project. It's called

Comments

[immured_soul]

I likes the skunk! He is twitterpateds!

[stainwithblood]

That he is, dollface.

[abigail_lilith]

Hhahaha! Oh, Stuart. Priceless.

I mean, this is going to be quite epic.

[stainwithblood]

I still have the footage. I can transcribe it if you wish, dear Abigail?

[abigail_lilith]

Oh please do!

The Nuthouse: Deleted Scene.

[stainwithblood]

INT. MEN'S BATHROOMS, GROUND FLOOR. THE NUTHOUSE.

ENTER CHARLES, A SPRIGHTLY GOOD LOOKING MAN. STUART, A WEEDY SCOT, IS AT THE URINALS.

CHARLES: Hello there.

NODS

CHARLES: You know, they have medical ways to treat that kind of problem.

SILENCE PASSES. URINATION CAN BE HEARD.

STUART: Go away.

CHARLES: I mean, marrying the good Abigail soon. You've got to fuckin' impress her, right? I wonder what she'll say when she sees that weedy dick.

STUART: Leave me alone, Charles.

STUART SIGHS. THE SOUND OF TROUSERS BEING ZIPPED BACK UP.

STUART: Hang on. Are you filming?

CAMERA LENS IS COVERED BY A HAND, VARIOUS MUFFLED SHOUTING AND SWEARING CAN BE HEARD.

[father_peter]

Recording me squealing about the spider was kind of uncool, but I think my pathetic little girl-dance does need to be preserved for posterity's sake.

[stainwithblood]

I think you should organise a fancy fuckin' shindig so all your friends and family can witness it too at the world premiere of my masterpiece.

[father_peter]

I see no problem with this!

As long as Ravzan doesn't steal my cake again. He is fond of doing that.

[stainwithblood]

You should get fuckloads of cake. Then there'd be none of that.

[ravishedspirit]

bambi can not be for chasing in the teevee!

[stainwithblood]

No, Connie. That breaks the telly.

[ravishedspirit]

I would like a bambi please.

[stainwithblood]

I'm afraid we can't do that. But I tell you what, it's nice to eat. Cooked, that is. We can ask Charlie if he can get some special venison in. Gotta teach you the real way to eat meat.

[solitary_ground]

Oh! Can I help??

[stainwithblood]

I'm afraid you have to ask the star of the show, but I'm sure something will work out.

[solitary_ground]

No, I don't want to be in it. Can I play editing or something? I was really good at the film making course I did in college!

[stainwithblood]

Of course then. The next few bits I have planned are good. There's going to be something involving the bouncing castle, a study of pathetic (Rico Marcos) and then a tribute to the Boss-Man. He's throwing us a premiere party, you know?