[There's the sound of a non-internal combustion engine being revved in the background.]

Finally. Some decent transportation will make things a lot more interesting here. I'm not sure if I should be surprised or not that the deities kept up their end of the bargain. That was a long month though.At the beginning of July, I'm going to be taking a ( Read more... )

( Captain's Log/Unhackable )

[The voice speaking is slightly slower than normal for Kirk, as if he's concentrating a bit more on his words. Probably because he's a bit drunk. Not much though.]I suppose I owe a few people apologies for how I acted over the weekend. If any of you spoke to a boy named James Tiberius Kirk and he offended you, well, that's me and I'm sorry for ( Read more... )

Hey! If anyone's in here I've got a phaser and I'm not afraid to use it! You kidnapped the wrong person. Did Frank pay you to do this?

[The sound of a door slamming and Kirk running down stares.]If any authorities are monitoring this frequency my name is James Tiberius Kirk and I've just escaped from kidnappers. I'm ( Read more... )

SCOTTY, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Nothin' I've seen b'fore, sir! Nae Impact Alarm, then we slam intae somethin', the sensors recorded an unknown energy signature, tha' signature blew out th' propulsion array, then we plummeted tae th' ground, Captain. Is tha' better, sir?!
Damn it Scotty, I want stabilizers and thruster control back up now. You' ( Read more... )

( Private to Self/Unhackable )

( [Private to Self/Unhackable] )

Bones, did you bring home any mice to experiment with and lose them? Because I can hear them scratching in the walls and floor ( Read more... )

So, the sleeping yesterday was a curse? I guess one of the more harmless ones from what I understand ( Read more... )

Kirk to Enterprise. Enterprise, come in. This is Captain James T. Kirk calling the U.S.S. Enterprise, come in Enterprise.

…

Great, nothing. [The sound of someone angrily slamming their hand on a console.] Not even a month as captain and I’ve managed to lose my ship. Or my ship lost me. At least this time I'm not stranded on a nearly ( Read more... )