[Kirk sounds a little loopy, because he's on the good painkillers since he got the crap beat out of him and has some pretty serious injuries.]Hey, hey ( Read more... )

[The video opens with Kirk dressed in cold weather gear, speaking at the comm device, which is strapped to his jacket and filming outward. You see what he sees.]I really, hate the snow and ice. Getting marooned on an ice planet by your first officer will do that. Of course, if you get challenged by someone to find them on the mountain, that's ( Read more... )

It has been a hell of a day. First, a routine deal for some parts in the Underground went bad and I had to shoot my way out and ended up getting lost down there. Then when I did find my way out, my bike's front shocks went out and I had to walk it the rest of the way home. Then it was back to the Underground for a replacement and the rest of the ( Read more... )

There are a couple of things to keep in mind when you're writing on your girlfriend with a marker in the middle of the night:

1) She will wake up eventually.
2) If she is faster and stronger than you she will get her revenge.

Case in point:


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Man, this day started off awesome. I woke up in bed with a really gorgeous woman. And then she locked me in this room.

But, things are looking up. I found the keys to a motorcycle aaaaand...

A phaser! Set to full power...

[The sound of an explosion as he blows out a part of the exterior wall.]

Hah! Home free!

[ooc: Age reversal curse.]

( Captain's Log/Private/Unhackable )

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[Kirk is sitting behind an office desk, dressed in a suit and looking at the camera.]Is this where I always pictured myself, as the regional manager of Starfleet Incorporated doing business as Enterprise Solutions? Not really. Am I happy where I ended up? Absolutely ( Read more... )

No, the chair isn't here. No, you can't sit in it if you were. It's the captain's chair and you're not the captain. No, I will not say "To boldly go..." No, I will not read your story about my Science Officer and I ( Read more... )

Something... affecting my speech... can't seem to... talk normal. Having to... force every word. Making things... disjointed and hesitant.

Can't seem to... shake the difficulty.

[ooc: Kirk is affected. His Kryptonite? Women. The effect? Making it difficult to talk. Ala Shanter!Kirk. Sorry, couldn't resist.]