Wow, that sounded kinda dirty... funny page: http://bustedupcowgirl.com/scampage.html

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Starrjelly!

1. There are 336 dimples on starrjelly.
2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating starrjelly from each salad served in first class.
3. A starrjellyometer is used to measure starrjelly.
4. Starrjelly is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
5. About one tenth of starrjelly is ( Read more... )

He will be missed.

I'm telecommuting. This is great!

Do you ever see things that just don't look like a good idea? This movie is going to slay people :-p

I wanna party like I'm 20

Which was better - the book or the movie?

While waiting for the subway last night, I was overcome by a stench (urine). I looked around. By the benchs on the platform I saw a homeless man and a puddle. His pants were around his ankles and he was going for the gold. Then he began to grope and paw at himself (um, down there). When that was finished (when I looked again), he was sitting ( Read more... )

Applying for a new social security should be easy. Their forms and directions are CRYSTAL clear. No really, they are. However apparently too many (*&*&(%*)(*%^$^%^% work there to be able to read the application. I received my materials and a copy of their instructions today HIGHLIGHTED for me to follow. Too bad they didn't APPLY to me (they ( Read more... )