I know, these things are usually run by BNFs and other people of vast popularity, but there is a massive shortage of Friending Memes to do with books on LJ so I decided to add one, albeit a bit of a specific one! :3
You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first?
Djelibeybi! And then Lancre. And then I'd briefly go to Ankh-Morpork, get freaked out by the huge mass of humanity (for a given value of 'human') and run all the way back to one of the previously mentioned, much quieter regions.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then?
Err. Some of them do? If I had to pick just one (and I am really bad at picking favourite anythings, I always change my mind), it'd probably be ... Vimes? To be honest, I love most of the main characters, which is what makes this hard. Also, you should know, I am ridiculously fond of Chidder, bit-character though he may be considered to be. :D
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public!
Toss up between Carcer and Jonathan Teatime. They make me shudder with the creepy. I was never very fond of Isobel, either.
You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first? Everybody wants to go to the Big Wahooni and see the sights/spend their money/get mugged in an alley, and I am no exception. If the roads to Ankh-Morpork are blocked, however, I shall head for Lancre. Or possibly Borogravia.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Most of my favourite characters happen to be in the watch. I am almost positive Commander Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Sergeant Angua, Lady Sybil Ramkin, and Cheery Littlebottom will be present, although I cannot say the same for Miss Dearheart or Mr Rincewind. Happily, however, Death is everywhere.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! I'm afraid I am none too fond of Corporal Strappi or Mr Carcer, although the latter does have his moments.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Night Watch is my personal
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You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first?
The UU library of course! Avoiding the M word at all cost and with an offering of peanuts and bananas to boot.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then?
Granny Weatherwax. But I'ld be too intimidated to ever approach her. Love her straight forward, no nonsense approach to everything, and the fact that she makes a damn good cup of tea.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public!
Jeremy. The less said about him, the better.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...?
Thud!
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about?
I'll just smile and wave. People come up with better stories than I ever could anyhow.
You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first? Everyone starts in Ankh-Morpork. I bow to popular opinion. I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? I don't really have one, but strong contenders are Polly and Tiffany and Angua and Vimes and Rincewind and the Burser and Pteppic and Ludmilla and the witches and Reg and...yeah, I don't really have a favorite. Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! Vorbis, maybe? They're all so interesting! Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Not applicable. Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about? How nicely his notebook would burn, and why the squirrels must be feared. Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably,
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You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first? Four Ecks, actually - but then I'm off to Ankh-Morpork.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Granny Weatherwax, because I hope I'm that ornery crotchety respectable when I get old.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! It would have to be Teatime; his eye really freaked me out. :P
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Feet of Clay - is it weird to have a bit of a crush on a golem?
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about? I'll show him iconographs of my humorous vegetables.
Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably, Captain Carrot and Sergeant Angua have arrived to arrest you! What might you
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Djelibeybi! And then Lancre. And then I'd briefly go to Ankh-Morpork, get freaked out by the huge mass of humanity (for a given value of 'human') and run all the way back to one of the previously mentioned, much quieter regions.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then?
Err. Some of them do? If I had to pick just one (and I am really bad at picking favourite anythings, I always change my mind), it'd probably be ... Vimes? To be honest, I love most of the main characters, which is what makes this hard. Also, you should know, I am ridiculously fond of Chidder, bit-character though he may be considered to be. :D
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public!
Toss up between Carcer and Jonathan Teatime. They make me shudder with the creepy. I was never very fond of Isobel, either.
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I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Most of my favourite characters happen to be in the watch. I am almost positive Commander Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Sergeant Angua, Lady Sybil Ramkin, and Cheery Littlebottom will be present, although I cannot say the same for Miss Dearheart or Mr Rincewind. Happily, however, Death is everywhere.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! I'm afraid I am none too fond of Corporal Strappi or Mr Carcer, although the latter does have his moments.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Night Watch is my personal ( ... )
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The UU library of course! Avoiding the M word at all cost and with an offering of peanuts and bananas to boot.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then?
Granny Weatherwax. But I'ld be too intimidated to ever approach her. Love her straight forward, no nonsense approach to everything, and the fact that she makes a damn good cup of tea.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public!
Jeremy. The less said about him, the better.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...?
Thud!
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about?
I'll just smile and wave. People come up with better stories than I ever could anyhow.
Oh dear. You're halfway ( ... )
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Everyone starts in Ankh-Morpork. I bow to popular opinion.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then?
I don't really have one, but strong contenders are Polly and Tiffany and Angua and Vimes and Rincewind and the Burser and Pteppic and Ludmilla and the witches and Reg and...yeah, I don't really have a favorite.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public!
Vorbis, maybe? They're all so interesting!
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...?
Not applicable.
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about?
How nicely his notebook would burn, and why the squirrels must be feared.
Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably, ( ... )
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I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Granny Weatherwax, because I hope I'm that ornery crotchety respectable when I get old.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! It would have to be Teatime; his eye really freaked me out. :P
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Feet of Clay - is it weird to have a bit of a crush on a golem?
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about? I'll show him iconographs of my humorous vegetables.
Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably, Captain Carrot and Sergeant Angua have arrived to arrest you! What might you ( ... )
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