Saddle Creek owes me 23.65 from my last check.

And I'm holding Conor Oberst personally responsable.
Don't come round here, fucker. Or I'll steal your wallet.

He out gay-d me.
In my own house.

The motherfucker out gay-d me.

Apperently you can only eat 27 Red Chili Tortilla's before you vomit on your shoes.

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( there's a story in here, somewhere )

rocco ate Laura's shoes.

and for the last time.
NO. I DID NOT GET LAURA PREGGERS.

oh yeah.
this ones for Lucy.


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Update:

Laura and i are getting married.
and it's weird.

Sydney, Laura and i are moving to San Fransisco.
no, you can't visit me bitches.

I got a tattoo.
cause i'm that cool.

( they pay me for this, you know. )