Dear Stayzh,

Happy Fourth of July! Hope you had fun.

Love,

Stayzh

Hi, Everyone (all three of you ( Read more... )

I have a horrible, festering, red-ringed blister-wound. I can't throw a football well. Apparently I include too many wasted motions (lots of elbow-flailing and chest-heaving). Sometimes I am a shy cat.

I remember reading somewhere that you can keep using a razor up until it takes more than 15 strokes or so in the same area to get a clean shave. Is this true? I hate to be wasteful.

I went to take a big swig of Diet Citrus Drop (you might be more familiar with this Fry's product's catchy slogan, "Pop the Drop!") when it fizzed all over the floor and up my nose. Apparently there is a mischievous little elf or gnome living in my refrigerator shaking my soda bottles. On the bright side, Diet Citrus Drop is such fine carbonated ( Read more... )

How do you (all three friends of mine) get those fun l'il dancing pictures and whatnot to appear next to your mood? Don't get it. Am I not taking full advantage of what this free live journal site has to offer? Please, school me!

I know a lot of people claim to enjoy it, but I don't get the appeal of skim milk. A bowl of cereal is ever so much more satisfying with 2% milk poured over it than watery, blue-tinged skim. Eww. I remember (while I love my parents with all my heart and soul) that I couldn't wait to move away from home just so I could buy my own fatty, creamy milk ( Read more... )

Have you ever taken off your pants only to be horrified to discover what looks like dandruff all over the waist band? Luckily, I haven't either. Unfortunately, the clothing store I work at seems to attract a lot of skin-flaky ladies. Whenever I go to clean out a fitting room, there's a pile of skin flakes waitin' for me. And you thought selling ( Read more... )