EXAMINATION = FINITO ( Read more... )

http://www.wearescientists.com/features/2005/12/musicians-english-a-phrasebook.htmlRead more... )

SUNDAY UPDATE LADLES AND GENITALS ( Read more... )

so, i'm not on the brink of some kind of heinous virus. again. my glands are the size of ten mammoths and i used the torch the dental surgeon gave me to check out my wisdom teeth holes, and my throat is the reddest, grossest thing ever. and that dangly bit at the back of the throat looks like a dangly bog ( Read more... )

ever get the urge to stop someone midsentence and shout BORING in their face? BORING, BORING, YOU ARE DEFINITELY BORING.

jesus people are self-indulgent. [wish they were all just 'jesus people' instead.]

GUYS! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! How am I supposed to get ANY study done when people don't update for A WHOLE DAY?? I need distractions in order to succeed!! SUCCESFUL distractions! Not failed attempts at distraction ( Read more... )

see you later philosophy!! well. until next semester. possibly. if i change my subjects. which i might. to get a day off. LAZYBONESSTEPHANIE ( Read more... )

dearest darlingest momsy and popsicle ( Read more... )

dad's 50th is in the holidays. i told them to have a 1969 winter olympics party. but neither parent was too keen. i thought it was a good idea, because they wanted to have the party outside but were scared it would be to cold for everyone. hello! WINTER COSTUMING ( Read more... )

Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like most, and then pick ten people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Also, try not to list "porn" for every answer ( Read more... )