Augh.

Sep 10, 2002 17:13

Oh, Eru above, what did I ever do to deserve this? I always wash before meals and I never step on ants and, well, that war -- it's not my fault, my daughter never told me where to stab...

The Maia claim they are sympathetic to my plight, but they're NOT HELPING ME.

He is plotting to throw me in a mental institution again if he ever gets his ( Read more... )

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manofrohan September 10 2002, 16:01:19 UTC
This is why every one of me and my siblings are regarded with minor fear, I swear...

Okay. No mental hospital. Have you considered therapy? Or not wigging on on the weapon carrying spawn? I suggest Theofallan and Theoredes for that sort of thing. They'd probably just cry.

Twinkies don't come from the ground, mom. Completely unnatural ingredients.

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steelsheen September 10 2002, 19:45:59 UTC
[1] Perhaps. But it's a good thing, sweetcakes.

[2] Ah! Much love. And, yes, but I haven't been able to find a decent therapist. Most of them are for the vertically challenged or those who have had important body parts hacked by my close relatives. None of them are fit to cope with a case such as mine. I find this stifling and annoying and my Ritalin is running out.

[3] My son. **stretches out arms for hug** You are brilliant.

**snarfs Twinkies**

Yay for artiFICIally processed vanilla and creme!

...And processed cheese, which also has no real value. And hospital food.

Gack. Hospital. Nooo...

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