Washing

[steelsheen]

Okay so I scrubbed my feet and legs and arms and hands with a bit of steel wool under soap and hot water 27 times and I think I may be safe from germs right now. No wait, it won't hurt if I scrub another eight times it never hurts. It's better to be safe this way.

I think my skin is bleeding but that's okay.

Comments

[lordelrohir]

You know, if your skin IS bleeding, that just lets in more germs.

You're not really safe unless you're enclosed in a giant atmosphere controlled plastic bubble.

[steelsheen]

Oh no!!! Thank you for telling me this now I have to find a giant atmosphere controlled bubble do you think they sell them anywhere around here because I really need one now.

[lordelrohir]

Maybe one of the Valar will make one for you.

You have to make people wear special gloves if they put their hands inside. And you can only eat food that's been like sterilised or something.

I know all this from watching movies from the '70's with my father at 2am.

[steelsheen]

Thank you thank you thank you so much for your advice I really really really appreciate it.