I'll go ahead and do this stupid bulletin.

What is your stand on...?

Abortion?: As a man, I'm not 100% sure how much my opinion should matter since it's not my life and my body being affected. As a reasonably intelligent person, I am 1000% sure a woman should be able to choose for herself what happens to her body. To say that life begins at ( Read more... )

Here's a joke I've seen a couple times, but I want a record of it cause I think it's grand.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart ( Read more... )

The original, classic comment on IMDB for Gay Niggers from Outer Space. You have no idea how hard this is to find since IMDB deleted it...

For anyone interested, yes Mikey downloaded it to our fileserver, so you're welcome to come watch any time you get curious.
( Not for the politically-correct )

One half of the people you meet--that is every other person you meet--is below average.

Only 1/4 of the people you meet are really smart--those of the upper quartile--and in a democracy they will always be out voted.

Okay, these types of tests work out better the more feedback you get, so I want everyone who knows me to take them and be honest ( Read more... )

The other day I walked home from work in nearly 50 degree warmth on a sunny day. I knew I was in Indiana because it was also snowing at the time.

Again stolen from Mindy ( Read more... )

Ganked from Mindy ( Read more... )

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/sex-iq.shtml

Your total score is : 19
Comment : You're a sex genius!

I missed #4, if anyone's wondering.

And I'm proud of myself for getting all the math right. :-)

Ok, so I'm a week behind with this one. Hopefully I'll remember enough details to make this a good story ( Read more... )