Some time ago I received too many free samples of Post It® notes and they took control of my walls and now there's this journal-like appendage of the things.

"You may be teaching English, but in many academic positions (and certainly in the mainstream of academic publishing), you'll have to fulfill your emotional life in other ways, probably in secret, the way some people sing along with Barry Manilow in their cars."

Somehow this doesn't phase me maybe because I'm a naive undergraduate.Did you notice ( Read more... )

How disappointing I need to tell you!

In Pictures: G8 summit body language (BBC)

What is this other than a gross waste of words? Dr Peter Bull of York University? I'm not an expert at anything and I could have told you what a picture of a few guys laughing seems to suggest. There's nothing revealed here that isn't blatant. Thank you Doctor

NOTE TO SELF: Become a Certified Russian Black Market Historian.

How do I get certified for something that's illegal? Let's find a way together.

Gushed out, spilling, gushing all over the floor my blood seems to mingle much more sweetly and stylishly with the berber carpet of my four-walled room than the four-walled chambers of my heart, a heart that was born broken or in the very least with a case of spina bifida uncorrected all too soon ( Read more... )

oops I changed my screenname to

WHAT BOLSHEVIKS

know it live it learn it use it

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes and we could multiply."

I got my travel arrangements for Edinburgh today. August 11th-19th performing one-a-days from the 12th to the 19th. Which means I will spend my 19th birthday in a pub with actors after the creative high of having put on a "non narrative experimental theatre piece" entitled "A Hopeful Bit of Hallucination ( Read more... )

THERE IS NO SOVIET RULE, ONLY SOLOVETSKY RULE.

I'm reading about the Gulag, the Gulag, the Gulag,
I'm reading about the Gu-lag,
and I hope you read this in a sing-songy voice.

Wow I have a livejournal.
Wow I don't really exist online any longer.