I love the look on the guy's face in the Verizon commercial for the Red Hot something-or-other phone, wherein the 4 carolers go singing in front of this dude's house, and he comes out in his pajamas and all -- I just laugh at the reaction he gives, the little thin-lipped head-nod.  I dunno why, I just love it.

Also, am watching the Jackie Moon ( Read more... )

Am I the only person on earth who didn't know Cynthia Nixon is gay???  When did she come out?  How the HELL did I not know about this???

I feel so... bewildered!

In other news, when and if I EVER have children, I assure you, I will make every effort possible to drive them to school my damn self, rather than put them on a big yellow bus that holds ( Read more... )

Why do you have to press the "cancel" and "interrupt" buttons on a copier/printer like 1206983703987 time before it effing stops printing a job that was supposed to print just 2 copies, not 222 copies?

Also, why does the asshat who works somewhere in my building and drives a white 2005 Nissan Altima INSIST on parking precisely mid-way on a line in ( Read more... )

I have seven bridesmaids; I can pull a ROY G. BIV thing with their bouquets for this, since I just realized something in the wee small hours of this morning:

Our wedding will be on Memorial Day weekend in Pensacola.

Ordinarily, this would provide sufficient commotion for the simple fact that folks like to vacation here because the beaches are ( Read more... )

 Lotsa stuff going on.

First, had my crown done last week (wrote a song about it.  Like ta' hear it, hereitgoes...).  Ow.  Still swollen.  Big yellow bruise along my jawline all weekend, still there a little.  Eek.  Getting the permanent one on April 29th; please pray for me.

Second, so much stuff to do at work, and it just keeps growing.  I swear, ( Read more... )

 There's this commercial on the radio every morning, part of an anti-smoking campaign.  They go on and on about how, when you smoke around your children, you can cause significant damage to their health (duh).  Then the tone of the announcer becomes super-serious, and he declares that, not only can you affect your kids' health negatively, but ( Read more... )

It's a real red-letter day for idiots here on the Gulf coast.  Let's address these morons one by one, shall we?  Good.

To the [expletive-that-rhymes-with-runt] woman behind me who nearly rammed her busted TransAm (couldn't find an IROC-Z?) into my trucklet (my name for my little gas-guzzler) on the Bayou Chico Bridge this morning because she HAD to ( Read more... )

This disabled vehicle on the right shoulder!

http://www.local12.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=26519@video.wkrc.com&navCatId=178

Dance Party Friday, held every Friday morning during the 5:45 a.m. traffic report on Channel 12 News in Cincinnati (only when there are no accidents, but I don't imagine there are many accidents/traffic jams at a ( Read more... )

It's a dream come true!!!

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/04/new-kids-on-the.html

I'm almost as excited as I was the day the Step By Step album was released!  (And, true to form, Isitllhaveeverycassettetapeshutup).

I hope this sticks, but I'm not so sure.  Got a funny feeling it's not gonna last....  I hope they've got the right stuff....  (I ( Read more... )

 First: www.justadrop.ca.  Amazing.  Never tried its competitor, www.courtesyflush.com, but I imagine it's also great for those of us with belligerent bellies.

Ordered some stuff from Victoria's Secret (addicted), and one item arrived REEKING of cigarette smoke.  Sending it back as defective, already called, they're waiving the return fee and ( Read more... )