wow, a full month without even looking at this thing; pretty impressive. i would give it up, but ive had too many good times here. so whats happened in a month, you may not ask? well, ive failed two classes, started spending money i dont have, thought of throwing myself out in front of a moving vehicle and generally stopped caring about, well, ( Read more... )

"hi dale how are you nice to meet you glad to hear youre pro-choice hows your lawn bye ( Read more... )

ive become a hermit.
so much for math class.
and eating.

and that is all.

so I was on my way to fail another math test, when, half way there, some nerve blew in my brain and I promptly suffered an extreme racking of doubt and guilt: i dont even know why I'm doing this shit. I dont want a job, a career, money, a home, a mortgage, or whatever else comes with a college education. All i'm doing is wasting 4 years of my life ( Read more... )

lemme squeeze yur lemuns baby, since you can not squeeze dem yurself


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i completely agree

HAIR for sale!! 
(particularly mine, though i will acquire other's hair, if you would like). Due to my ever-shrinking funds and my extreme aversion to honest work, i am selling my hair! i have it all saved in a box under my bed- strands, chunks, whole parts- whatever you want, EVERYTHING MUST GO!! you name your want, i name the price! Yes, cheap, ( Read more... )

now for a series of ambiguously gay photos for your masterbatory pleasure:


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there was a screaming preacher on campus today berating members of his slight audience, here are some highlights ( Read more... )

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