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BROTASTIC

Jan 08, 2012 23:39

Who: rocketfaced and all_range_mode
What: Bro talk!
When: NOW!
Where: In the hangar
Warnings: Stupid bro conversation topics

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garrus vakarian, fox mccloud

Comments 56

rocketfaced January 12 2012, 04:57:26 UTC

Garrus' eyes narrowed at that.

"Wait so he puked after you may have saved his life? That's one hell of a thank you."

all_range_mode January 12 2012, 05:14:32 UTC

"Oh, it's worse than that. See, he was half conscious the whole time, and somehow interpreted 'CPR' as 'oh, this girl I totally brought to the dance is going to give me mouth to mouth resuscitation', so he just kept playing dead. Meanwhile I'm worried out of my mind, and since Lemina didn't know CPR, guess who had to give the idiot mouth to mouth."

Fox paused, as if trying to think of how to make the next part not disgusting. It just couldn't be done.

"Well either way, that was the exact moment he decided it would be a good idea to puke. Have you ever tasted another person's puke before, it's not pleasant. At all. It was worse than the shark thing. I didn't feel bad about punching him in the head after he did that."

rocketfaced January 12 2012, 05:31:38 UTC

At first, Garrus firmly believed that this would end as a relatively disgusting, but still laughable story.

But the moment Fox uttered the words 'tasted another person's puke', he, in a moment of complete shock (very rare for Garrus) shot up with an empathetic "What?!"

Or he would have, if his forehead didn't slam right into the bottom of the cannon with a heavy THWANG.

As bad as it sounded, it didn't actually hurt Garrus too much thanks to his body's metallic-ish plating. However, what it did do was leave a nice sized dent in the ship's armor, thankfully hidden from view.

all_range_mode January 12 2012, 05:43:12 UTC

Fox certainly hadn't been expecting that, and just as Garrus cracked his head on the arwing's plating, Fox had attempted to leap to his feet (instead, landing hard on his ass), and got that whole puffy, startled tail thing going on. Hanging out with Garrus tended to make one jumpy as all hell, apparently.

"...You okay down there?"

rocketfaced January 12 2012, 05:51:03 UTC

There was a pause while Garrus mentally swore at himself for damaging the ship. But since Fox didn't check for anything, Garrus didn't see the need to bring it to his attention.

"Yeah, I'm fine," he began, this time carefully sliding out from under the cannon, "But damn, McCloud, you've got some of the worst luck I've ever seen."