This is stupid.

I was on the internet the other day and I saw some well funny things. The first funny thing I saw was that someone had deliberately put "intarweb" instead of "world wide web" or "internet". But it was deliberate, like they'd actually chosen to do it ( Read more... )

Once upon a time we were in love and things were good. We lived together and things were nice. Over the years things began to break down. She one day found someone else ( Read more... )

Hello. My name is Jenny, I'm 16, and I'm a new member.

LiveJournal disgusts me. Thats why I'm on it almost every night.

Look, I don't know if you've realized it, but Livejournal has a lot of similarities to your boyfriend Ralf. There's the obvious stuff like the fact that you've never had satisfying sex with either of them, and that your relationship is largely based on passive-agressive attraction and the Catholic faith--but I mean deeper stuff ( Read more... )

sitting in the car, driving it, wondering if this is the last car i drive, the last trip i take, and on the CD player is the band that makes the sounds that Weezer makes, and it sounds like

I've got an electric guitar
I play my stupid songs
I write these stupid words
And I love every one
Waiting there for me
Yes I do...
I do.........and i drive ( Read more... )

my mom made me do the dishes last night

does anybody want 2 kill her for me

hypothetical situation:

a genie offers to stop livejournal, but says that thousands of innocent people will die in the process.

what do you do?

brad rhymes with fag

what